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Today, I walkd into my bedroom, only to fine out that my bd is missing. I have no idea where it is. FML

#12301472
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41575) - you deserved it (3516)

On 08/04/2010 at 1:18am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

TODAY MAH FIANCÉ INVITAD HIS PRAGNANT CO-WORKAR FOR DINNAR. AFTAR WA FINISHAD AATING, HA SAT DOWN AN AXPLAINAD TO MA THAT HAR KID IS HIS AN THAT HA'S BAAN CHAATING ON MA WITH HAR FOR 5 MONTHS. SHA HAD A SMILA ON HAR FACA DURING THA ANTRA THING. FML

#12284629
368 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73794) - you deserved it (4263)

On 08/03/2010 at 8:11am - love - by Broken (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Abu Dhabi)

Yesterday , a friend of mine cummed to mah house with teres in her eyes. I thought she was finally single so I could ask her out. Actually , her mother found out she was dating a grl , so she wants me to be her fake boyfriend as a cover-up. At least we're ( dating ) now. FML

#12187825
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40402) - you deserved it (5803)

On 07/29/2010 at 2:24pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Yesterday , I had been sick all day , so to cheer me up mah dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back , we hit a puppy. FML

#12112091
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43226) - you deserved it (4272)

On 07/25/2010 at 10:32pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was showing a house to a couple who were interested in buying. At least they "were" interested until they opened the blinds, looked out of the bedroom window and saw the neighbor on the toilet taking a dump. He was naked. He was hairy. He smiled and waved. FML

#12109391
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34494) - you deserved it (3190)

On 07/25/2010 at 8:07pm - work - by anon (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today... I dislocatd my shoulder. How? I went to a party with some friends and they each bet me $20 I couldn't lick my elbow. I guess I provd them wrong. FML

#12095964
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8486) - you deserved it (37757)

On 07/25/2010 at 1:06am - health - by one_BAMF - Canada (Ontario)

Today, ma girlfriend of looool 2 yeres broke up wit me because se said I was more of a woman tan se was. I yelld out, "I HATE YOU!" an startd to cry. Se ten took a tampon out of er purse, andd it to me, laugd, an walkd away. fat FML

#12082068
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17285) - you deserved it (68332)

On 07/24/2010 at 6:53am - misc - by GirlishMan1883897 (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, Mah Parents Took Mah Laptop, Cut The Internet, Took Mah Car Keys And TV, And Removd Mah Bedroom Door. Why? Because They Thought The Plant I Was Growing 4 Mah Science Project Was A Marijuana Plant. Oh Yeah, They Took That Too. My Presentation Is Tomorrow. FML

#8965755
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34286) - you deserved it (2512)

On 03/10/2010 at 3:39am - misc - by Kevin - Canada (Manitoba)

Today,hile preparing the house 4 company, I got a call that mah sister had a heart attack an died. My wife's response? ( Great! Now you're going to be no help to me at all! ) mega FML

#8948119
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43546) - you deserved it (2259)

On 03/09/2010 at 4:08pm - misc - by dargas - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my mom is only reading my mail, but she is also withholding letters from my bank, college, an insurance company . Why? Because "they could be inappropriate" 4 me to read . I'm 25 . FML

TODAY, I WAS MAKING OUT WITH MAH BOYFRIEND . HE SUDDENLY PULLS AWAY, AN GOES, 'OMNOMNOMNOM' THEN CONTINUES KISSING ME . FML

#8938821
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22063) - you deserved it (20729)

On 03/09/2010 at 1:43am - love - by anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

2day I was really bored and decided to annoy mah mom while she was doing the dishes. I walked up behind her, touched her shoulder, and said "Poke". She then donkey kicks me straight in the nuts saying "Kick". I know now to never bug mah mom when she's in a bad mood. FML

#8905229
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8837) - you deserved it (32876)

On 03/07/2010 at 10:08pm - misc - by Numbnuts (man) - United States (California)

today I introducd myself as a sex addict as a joke to break the ice while meeting new people!! One of my friend took me seriously and said he was a porn addict!! He told me how happy he was that he had found someone else who had the same feeling and was so happy he could confide in me!! FML

#8864164
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7359) - you deserved it (38141)

On 03/06/2010 at 7:24am - intimacy - by imabadperson (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today looool mah best friend decidd she wantd to tell mah boyfriend about the time I pissd myself laughing at her house. When she was telling the story I endd up laughing so hard that I pissd myself again. fat FML

#8811834
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11453) - you deserved it (23079)

On 03/03/2010 at 10:19pm - misc - by Titi14 - United States (New York)

Today... I went to the pharmacy and asked the very attractive pharmacisthat to do about the terrible itching under my cast. She told me to be a man and deal with it. FML

#8797696
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21459) - you deserved it (7254)

On 03/03/2010 at 11:46am - health - by brokenarm (man) - Germany (Niedersachsen)



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