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Okamigurl

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Okamigurl

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 2 April 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4191
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Okamigurl : I'm the kind of girl everyone gets along with. I am happy and perky most of the time, I do like proper grammar but most of the time I won't correct you on it. Don't be a douche bag and I won't have to be a witch with a"B"and tell you to, "shut the front door!" Toodles! ;^)

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Okamigurl's favorite FMLs

Today, I asked my boyfriend why he didn't believe in marriage. His response was, "I believe in marriage. Just not marriage with you." FML

#17670643
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37536) - you deserved it (5467)

On 09/05/2011 at 1:05pm - love - by jellyybean - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I caught my husband farting on my wind-chime in an attempt to make it ring. It did. FML

#17668852
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29612) - you deserved it (4388)

On 09/05/2011 at 8:05am - misc - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, while at the grocery store an elderly woman farted very loudly next to me. Everyone in the aisle looked our way. The woman pointed at me, and left the aisle. I received many disgusted looks from children and their parents. FML

#17555349
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29409) - you deserved it (2521)

On 08/23/2011 at 3:14am - misc - by kykynevs - United States (Illinois)

Today, while at the grocery store an elderly woman farted very loudly next to me. Everyone in the aisle looked our way. The woman pointed at me, and left the aisle. I received many disgusted looks from children and their parents. FML

#17555349
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29409) - you deserved it (2521)

On 08/23/2011 at 3:14am - misc - by kykynevs - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was lying in bed with my boyfriend, telling him how much I loved him. His answer? "Less lovin' more humpin'." This happens every single time. FML

#17447150
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24738) - you deserved it (28128)

On 08/12/2011 at 2:14am - intimacy - by fml - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was lying in bed with my boyfriend, telling him how much I loved him. His answer? "Less lovin' more humpin'." This happens every single time. FML

#17447150
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24738) - you deserved it (28128)

On 08/12/2011 at 2:14am - intimacy - by fml - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I saw my brother's pregnant girlfriend smoking. Disgusted, I asked him why he didn't just stab her in the uterus and get it over with. He laughed like it was a joke, then cussed because he spilled his cereal. He's more concerned about spilled cereal than having a brain-damaged child. FML

#17424744
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32765) - you deserved it (9095)

On 08/10/2011 at 12:46am - health - by auntoftheyear - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML

#17375446
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50847) - you deserved it (2565)

On 08/05/2011 at 4:41am - misc - by thehumanshield - United States (California)

Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML

#17375446
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50847) - you deserved it (2565)

On 08/05/2011 at 4:41am - misc - by thehumanshield - United States (California)

Today, I finally started doing cardio and getting in shape. What motivated me to do it? Watching a zombie movie. The slow ones bite the dust first. FML

#17355150
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26568) - you deserved it (7857)

On 08/03/2011 at 12:55pm - health - by indierocklove - United States (Virginia)

Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML

#17342308
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22416) - you deserved it (67462)

On 08/02/2011 at 10:17am - health - by chinchilla4404 (woman) - United States

Today, I was discussing the traffic with my brother. He said the most common car colour is red. I said it was black. We ended up betting €100 on which three vehicles of either colour would pass by our house first. It seems a convoy of fire trucks had somewhere to be in a hurry. FML

#17221659
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31791) - you deserved it (11189) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/22/2011 at 8:52pm - money - by zerom - France

Today, I asked the girl I like to send me 'yummy pictures.' I got a picture of cheesecake. FML

#17213168
375 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11156) - you deserved it (97611)

On 07/22/2011 at 2:29am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

#17194109
354 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48414) - you deserved it (7832)

On 07/20/2011 at 7:07pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML

#17131113
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37554) - you deserved it (5687)

On 07/16/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada



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