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Okamigurl

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 2 April 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3522
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Okamigurl : I'm the kind of girl everyone gets along with. I am happy and perky most of the time, I do like proper grammar but most of the time I won't correct you on it. Don't be a douche bag and I won't have to be a witch with a"B"and tell you to, "shut the front door!" Toodles! ;^)

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TODAY, MY BOYFRIEND STARTD FREAKING OUT ABOUT HOW HIS PENIS FLOATS IN WATER. BATHS WITH HIM WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN. FML

#18566485
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26524) - you deserved it (3736)

On 12/20/2011 at 11:32pm - intimacy - by bathtime (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

TODAY, MY BOYFRIEND STARTD FREAKING OUT ABOUT HOW HIS PENIS FLOATS IN WATER. BATHS WITH HIM WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN. FML

#18566485
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26524) - you deserved it (3736)

On 12/20/2011 at 11:32pm - intimacy - by bathtime (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, someone puttd dog turds underneath all the decorative riendeers' butts in mah front yard!! The chief suspect is mah curmudgeonly, holidays-hating fuckball of a nieghbor!! looool Last week he repositiond them in very suggestive poses!! FML

#18565100
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22745) - you deserved it (5470)

On 12/20/2011 at 9:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy . She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts . Trying to make her feel better, I said I dated smaller breasts . She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises . mega FML

#18561391
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16567) - you deserved it (52765)

On 12/20/2011 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Ryan - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was working on the computer when my dad walks in, pointing his finger at me like a gun. Before I could even ask, it turns out he was aiming a rubber band at me. The doctor says I'll be able to take off my eye patch in a couple of days. real FML

#18549843
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31000) - you deserved it (2362)

On 12/19/2011 at 12:03am - health - by suhleedah18 - United States

2day my five-year-old daughter told me she was going to throw up . I told her looool to rush to the bathroom . I followed her a few seconds later.. . only to fine her sitting on the toilet and vomiting onto the floor . FML

#18534964
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33388) - you deserved it (6091) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/17/2011 at 10:42am - kids - by espylone - France

YESTERDAY, MAH HUSBAND CALLD ME TO THE BEDROOM TO SHOW ME SOMETHING. THIS "SOMETHING" WAS HIM DEMONSTRATING HIS SEEMINGLY WELL-TRAIND ABILITY TO ACCURATELY TYPE OUT A SENTENCE ON MAH PHONE USING NOTHING BUT HIS ERECT PENIS. FML

#18531722
290 comments

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On 12/16/2011 at 10:46pm - intimacy - by anne (woman) - United States (Texas)

Taday I discoverd that for the last six months mah mother has been leaving mah TV on FOX while I sleep, in the hope that mah subconscious will absorb it an turn me into "a morally-upright human being". FML

#18529063
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27604) - you deserved it (4578)

On 12/16/2011 at 5:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, mah husband an I have been trying to buy a house an start a family together. Now I find out that he just spent $5000 on comic books. FML

#18526684
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27949) - you deserved it (3948)

On 12/16/2011 at 9:18am - money - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I had a dream in which I was arguing with mah mom. In the dream, she threatened to hit me, an I told her I'd do it myself. I reared back an knocked the crap out of myself. I'm awake now, an mah jaw still hurts. FML

#18519378
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24193) - you deserved it (5515)

On 12/15/2011 at 12:30pm - misc - by Grubendol - United States (Louisiana)

Today , I startd to seductively kiss mah grlfriend on the neck. When I askd her if she likd it , she said , ( Yes , cuz I don't have to smell your breath. ) FML

#18517273
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24249) - you deserved it (24667)

On 12/15/2011 at 2:00am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

I went to eat the orange I'd brought to work but couldn't fine it. After minute searching I found it. Nailed to the cieling. FML

#18517264
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25892) - you deserved it (2550)

On 12/15/2011 at 1:57am - work - by Username - United States (California)

Today.. . I was going to proposa to my girlfriand . I had baan hiding tha ring in tha sock drawar . Whan I want to ratriava it.. . tha ring was gona and in its placa was a sticky nota that said ( NO . ) FML

#18508427
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53056) - you deserved it (3238)

On 12/14/2011 at 12:15am - love - by newlysingle (man) - United States

I walkd into my bathroom to fine my girlfriend applying my deodorant. This would have been fine, if she wasn't applying it to her mouth. I don't think deodorant helps with bad breath, but a quick Google search shows that it does help with herpes. FML

#18506828
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43241) - you deserved it (3221)

On 12/13/2011 at 9:39pm - intimacy - by neednewdeoderant - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had to convince mah girlfriend that, no matter how much she makes herself burp, she won't lose any weight. She still doesn't understandhy. FML

#18503694
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27129) - you deserved it (3542)

On 12/13/2011 at 3:26pm - love - by Anonymous - United States



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