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Okamigurl

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Okamigurl

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 2 April 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3686
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Okamigurl : I'm the kind of girl everyone gets along with. I am happy and perky most of the time, I do like proper grammar but most of the time I won't correct you on it. Don't be a douche bag and I won't have to be a witch with a"B"and tell you to, "shut the front door!" Toodles! ;^)

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Okamigurl's favorite FMLs

Today, I saw my dad sitting in the car alone, blaring classical music, blowing up beach balls. FML

#18583551
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21505) - you deserved it (3673)

On 12/22/2011 at 9:58pm - misc - by bellerz14 - United States

Today, I was wanking and starting thinking about why the Simpsons are yellow, and how that came to be. I haven't been laid in 4 years and my ADD is so crippling that I can't jack off. FML

#18567252
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31250) - you deserved it (5816)

On 12/21/2011 at 1:18am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my boyfriend started freaking out about how his penis floats in water. Baths with him will never be the same again. FML

#18566485
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26551) - you deserved it (3737)

On 12/20/2011 at 11:32pm - intimacy - by bathtime (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my boyfriend started freaking out about how his penis floats in water. Baths with him will never be the same again. FML

#18566485
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26551) - you deserved it (3737)

On 12/20/2011 at 11:32pm - intimacy - by bathtime (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, someone put dog turds underneath all the decorative reindeers' butts in my front yard. The chief suspect is my curmudgeonly, holidays-hating fuckball of a neighbor. Last week he repositioned them in very suggestive poses. FML

#18565100
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22769) - you deserved it (5471)

On 12/20/2011 at 9:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I dated smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML

#18561391
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16582) - you deserved it (52801)

On 12/20/2011 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Ryan - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was working on the computer when my dad walks in, pointing his finger at me like a gun. Before I could even ask, it turns out he was aiming a rubber band at me. The doctor says I'll be able to take off my eye patch in a couple of days. FML

#18549843
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31020) - you deserved it (2365)

On 12/19/2011 at 12:03am - health - by suhleedah18 - United States

Today, my five-year-old daughter told me she was going to throw up. I told her to rush to the bathroom. I followed her a few seconds later, only to find her sitting on the toilet and vomiting onto the floor. FML

#18534964
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33405) - you deserved it (6093) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/17/2011 at 10:42am - kids - by espylone - France

Today, my husband called me to the bedroom to show me something. This "something" was him demonstrating his seemingly well-trained ability to accurately type out a sentence on my phone using nothing but his erect penis. FML

#18531722
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30498) - you deserved it (5372)

On 12/16/2011 at 10:46pm - intimacy - by anne (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I discovered that for the last six months my mother has been leaving my TV on FOX while I sleep, in the hope that my subconscious will absorb it and turn me into "a morally-upright human being". FML

#18529063
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27621) - you deserved it (4580)

On 12/16/2011 at 5:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my husband and I have been trying to buy a house and start a family together. Now I find out that he just spent $5000 on comic books. FML

#18526684
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27977) - you deserved it (3949)

On 12/16/2011 at 9:18am - money - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I had a dream in which I was arguing with my mom. In the dream, she threatened to hit me, and I told her I'd do it myself. I reared back and knocked the crap out of myself. I'm awake now, and my jaw still hurts. FML

#18519378
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24226) - you deserved it (5519)

On 12/15/2011 at 12:30pm - misc - by Grubendol - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I started to seductively kiss my girlfriend on the neck. When I asked her if she liked it, she said, "Yes, because I don't have to smell your breath." FML

#18517273
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24256) - you deserved it (24675)

On 12/15/2011 at 2:00am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to eat the orange I'd brought to work, but couldn't find it. After minutes searching, I found it. Nailed to the ceiling. FML

#18517264
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25915) - you deserved it (2551)

On 12/15/2011 at 1:57am - work - by Username - United States (California)

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I had been hiding the ring in the sock drawer. When I went to retrieve it, the ring was gone and in its place was a sticky note that said "NO." FML

#18508427
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53078) - you deserved it (3238)

On 12/14/2011 at 12:15am - love - by newlysingle (man) - United States



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