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Okamigurl

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Okamigurl

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 2 April 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4274
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Okamigurl : I'm the kind of girl everyone gets along with. I am happy and perky most of the time, I do like proper grammar but most of the time I won't correct you on it. Don't be a douche bag and I won't have to be a witch with a"B"and tell you to, "shut the front door!" Toodles! ;^)

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Okamigurl's favorite FMLs

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#19421919
387 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86909) - you deserved it (4272)

On 04/07/2012 at 4:20am - love - by ladylarni - Australia

Today, during sex, my boyfriend stops and asks if he can eat a sandwich while we do it. FML

#19414574
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28986) - you deserved it (4526)

On 04/05/2012 at 10:11pm - intimacy - by Krissy (woman) - United States

Today, since I'm too broke to get a new one, I had to duct tape my bra. FML

#19303310
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26656) - you deserved it (3059)

On 03/18/2012 at 8:51pm - money - by liver (woman) - United States (California)

Today, a little girl looked at me and yelled "Mommy look, there's a real leprechaun!" FML

#19296318
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23985) - you deserved it (2423)

On 03/17/2012 at 8:48pm - kids - by Redhead4life (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I washed my sheets. They wouldn't dry quick enough, so I had to use my old Buzz Lightyear sheets. My new girlfriend took it upon herself to become a damn psychic and pay me a surprise visit right there and then. FML

#19293658
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20474) - you deserved it (3783)

On 03/17/2012 at 12:22pm - love - by babysheets (man) - Uruguay (Montevideo)

Today, my girlfriend called and said she had great news. Turns out I've cured her of that illness she gets every month. FML

#19276120
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31414) - you deserved it (19208)

On 03/14/2012 at 3:51am - misc - by daddy-o - United States (Utah)

Today, I was sitting on the couch with my fiancé, when he jumped up and viciously sat on my face. I then heard, smelled, and tasted the most violent, horrific fart known to man. I still can't get the taste out of my mouth, and he can't stop laughing. I'm getting married to this guy. FML

#19275580
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27372) - you deserved it (13065)

On 03/14/2012 at 1:18am - love - by anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was shaving naked in my cold bathroom before showering. My wife walked up behind me, yelled "Shrinkage!" and flicked the head of my penis as hard as she could. FML

#19261628
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31203) - you deserved it (4112)

On 03/12/2012 at 12:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I asked my boss for a raise. He gave me a cupcake. FML

#19235270
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21345) - you deserved it (3339)

On 03/07/2012 at 8:08pm - work - by Janitor (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I was cooking and I burned my thumb. I had some first-aid burn spray, so I sprayed it on. I went outside to smoke a cigarette, and when I flicked my lighter, my thumb went up in flames. Turns out that first-aid burn spray is flammable. FML

#19231418
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11734) - you deserved it (40506)

On 03/07/2012 at 1:29am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I told my fiancé I wanted to hear something romantic. He said, "My dick loves your mouth." I guess that's as good as it's going to get. FML

#19231360
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26162) - you deserved it (6137)

On 03/07/2012 at 1:16am - intimacy - by Sharibabi65 (woman) - United States

Today, my friend told me how she crept out last night to hook up with her boyfriend. At one point, she said she "snack" out, so I corrected her by saying it's "snuck". My boyfriend snorted, showed us in a dictionary that it's actually "sneaked" and called us "fucking idiots". FML

#19204484
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8886) - you deserved it (28986)

On 03/02/2012 at 7:14pm - misc - by argh (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I went to help a friend move into her new apartment. We were half-way through when it started to rain, and in my anger I yelled that it's like these things happen just to annoy me. Then we heard the tornado sirens. FML

#19203363
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21432) - you deserved it (3696)

On 03/02/2012 at 4:15pm - misc - by wtf did I do - United States

Today, I caught myself yelling at the girl in the porn I was watching for looking at the camera every other second. FML

#19187545
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9677) - you deserved it (33103)

On 02/29/2012 at 5:36am - intimacy - by areyouserious - United States

Today, in bio class, we were studying the reproductive system. I don't like talking about this stuff, and I twitched every time my teacher said "penis" or "vagina." When I told my family, they laughed and kept repeating those words just to see me twitch. FML

#19182988
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10884) - you deserved it (33897)

On 02/28/2012 at 4:03pm - misc - by kal - United States (New York)



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