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OhbbyC
  • Town/Country : somewhere in LA, US
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 17 August 1990 (23 years)
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Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate, and I gave her a condom to put on me. She tried to open it with her teeth, but ripped it. That was my only condom. I'm now sitting here watching a soap opera with a boner. FML

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On 10/23/2012 at 3:12pm - intimacy - by Andrew - United States

Today, the highlight of my day was a conversation about Disney, which ranged from Pocahontas lunch boxes to Disneyland Paris. I don't know who was more excited; me, a 20 year old man, or the 6 year old girl I was talking to. FML

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On 11/17/2010 at 2:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I went to have my eyebrows waxed for the first time. After signing in the receptionist looked at me and said "Lip wax?". I told her no, my eyebrows. She sat me down and the waxer walked up, took one look at me and said "Lip wax?" FML

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On 11/09/2009 at 5:27pm - misc - by LoserOfTheYear (woman) - United States (New York)



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