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About OhHushDear : My name is Marissa, and I'm in high school. I am a third-year TIPster, and if you're one too, you'll know what that means. I do enjoy proper grammar and spelling, but I'm not going to lash out and correct everyone's comments. I mean, this site is just for laughs. Some people need to understand that a bit better =) I read a lot, and my favorite literary character ever is either Harry Potter, Eragon, or, on a different end of the fiction spectrum, Georgia Nicolson. I have a blog, on which I post pictures that make me laugh. Many consider me a "nerd." (Did you know that Dr. Seuss actually invented that word? And his name is commonly pronounced incorrectly?) Anyway, I live in the middle of America, and I can't wait to get out. I intend to become an environmental lawyer someday, and travel the world, hopefully helping to save the planet. So there. That's quite a lot of information... Before you click off of this page, please take a chill pill. Many people out there need one desperately.

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OhHushDear's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to bury my horse again because coyotes keep digging it up. FML

#19230527
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39859) - you deserved it (2952)

On 03/06/2012 at 11:03pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I cut my finger with a plastic knife while demonstrating that you can't cut yourself with a plastic knife. FML

#18951415
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10683) - you deserved it (42662)

On 01/30/2012 at 10:27am - health - by cbad (woman) - United States

Today, I cut my finger with a plastic knife while demonstrating that you can't cut yourself with a plastic knife. FML

#18951415
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10683) - you deserved it (42662)

On 01/30/2012 at 10:27am - health - by cbad (woman) - United States

Today, I realized that my husband and I are at that point in our marriage where "sleeping together" means scooting closer to each other in the bed. FML

#18951326
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23952) - you deserved it (3589)

On 01/30/2012 at 10:07am - intimacy - by oldsoulyoungbody (woman) - United States

Today, I was in a Zumba class with a young woman in her 20s and an older woman in her 80s. I couldn't keep up with either one of them. FML

#18934570
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19339) - you deserved it (6006)

On 01/28/2012 at 2:47pm - misc - by Username - United States (Florida)

Today, my mom told me to clean the house up because she wants to make good impression on the cleaning lady. FML

#18933049
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28045) - you deserved it (2635)

On 01/28/2012 at 11:19am - misc - by messyvictor (man) - United States (California)

Today, our rodent problem was taken care of. I discovered this when my cat projectile-vomited a soggy, death-scented wad of dark fur and tiny organs onto the couch. FML

#18932795
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21781) - you deserved it (2122)

On 01/28/2012 at 10:46am - animals - by tannarox - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend hummed the Jeopardy theme while I was trying to undo her bra. FML

#18813229
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29558) - you deserved it (23435)

On 01/15/2012 at 7:52am - intimacy - by joeshmoe - United States (Washington)

Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML

#18804731
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24297) - you deserved it (11898)

On 01/14/2012 at 11:14am - misc - by Julez - United States (Texas)

Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML

#18804731
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24297) - you deserved it (11898)

On 01/14/2012 at 11:14am - misc - by Julez - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend told me that he feels empty inside when I'm not in the kitchen. This is the most romantic thing he has said to me in the past two years. FML

#18804066
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23291) - you deserved it (5892)

On 01/14/2012 at 9:31am - love - by iheartmorons - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my boyfriend told me that he feels empty inside when I'm not in the kitchen. This is the most romantic thing he has said to me in the past two years. FML

#18804066
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23291) - you deserved it (5892)

On 01/14/2012 at 9:31am - love - by iheartmorons - United Kingdom (London)

Today, the quality of my sex life reached a new low. I faked my orgasm. And so did he. FML

#18803776
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16101) - you deserved it (23529)

On 01/14/2012 at 8:15am - intimacy - by sosadbuttrue - Switzerland (Glarus)

Today, I found out why my room-mates and I have been ill for the past week. Apparently a rodent climbed into our water cooker and died. I have been drinking tea and eating noodles that have been tainted by a corpse all this time. FML

Today, I spent five dollars on a virtual cat. FML



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