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- 1Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I've stopped smoking, lost 30 pounds, taken several painful tests, and checked my ovulation…
- Today, my husband and I were told by our elderly neighbors that they can hear us having sex a lot.… Today, while trying some new kinky things with my boyfriend, he cried out, "Call me Jesus!" Yeah...… Today, I discovered my wife has been smoking weed for the past 2 years before she has sex with me.…
- Today my girlfriend needed to talk to me. My family put me in a lot of debt then kicked me out for… Today, I found out that a very close friend of mine masturbates to photos of me on my Instagram and… Today, at 34 weeks pregnant I peed myself while brushing my teeth, not more than a minute earlier I…