About OffToTheGayBar : I am an emperor penguin named Off, to the Gay Bar. Yes, when referring to me, you must use the whole phrase.
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by rink.attendant.6 / 06/21/2012 at 11:40am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, my little sister came to me crying about how everyone calls her a bad driver. I gave her a pep talk, an encouraging hug, and told her not to listen to negativity. Five minutes later she wrecked my car. FML
by 464424 / 05/05/2012 at 2:24am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/04/2012 at 4:57pm / Netherlands (Utrecht) / Intimacy
Today, it was snowing, and the campus looked just lovely. I sat on a nearby window ledge to enjoy the view. I was joined by a girl who looked fascinated as well, so I decided to make small talk. She nodded, smiled wistfully, and said, "There's herpes in the air today." FML
by intheairtonight / 04/25/2012 at 2:22am / United States (Minnesota) / Intimacy
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