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Odao

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Odao

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 3 October 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 424
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Odao's favorite FMLs

Today, my only child introduced his new girlfriend to me. He is 36 and has no children. She is 46 and has a pregnant daughter who she is very close with. I don't know if I'll ever be a grandfather, but in any case, my son is going to be one before me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28096) - you deserved it (2285)

On 11/30/2014 at 12:29pm - kids - by Greatgrandpa (man) - Curacao

Today, I was hammered, and on my way home I walked into a policeman. My logic was: if I'm on the phone, he can't talk to me, so I pulled my phone out and started speaking. The officer then asked me why I was speaking to my wallet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24878) - you deserved it (45452)

On 08/19/2014 at 9:37am - misc - by drunk under 18 teenager (man) - Morocco (Marrakech-Tensift-Al Haouz)



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