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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 June 1988 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 802
  • Number of comments : 51
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About OceanMinded : I'm a HUGE Dolphins fan.....
I surf alot....
*(fun fact) my b-day is the first day of summer, annnnd the looooooooooongest day of the year!!
~awesome i know~
Music-Asking Alexandria, Bob Marley, Sublime, Isles & Glaicers, Rebelution, 311, Dance Gavin Dance, and really anything reggae or screamo. O and oldies. *love the oldies*
There really is a certian way to eat a fortune cookie to make the fortune come true!
I belong on a beach......
I love cats and dogs.
I. WILL. RUN. FROM. A. SPIDER...*(no joke)*
hurricane partys are AMAZING!
anything i didnt cover ask away just dont be a d-bag..!

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Today, I cut down a dead tree in my yard. The top hit the ground and the base seesawed up in the air and came down on my head. I hit the ground like a sack of flour. Fortunately, the wood was rotted and soft. Unfortunately, the chainsaw was still running. 28 stitches in my calf. FML


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