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Today, it's the second week into my new neighbors' routine. He works nights, she works days. He likes to blast out Slayer and Napalm Death all day, she likes to drunkenly sing out of tune to Adele all night. I'm on the verge of a nervous breakdown. FML

#18353086
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26069) - you deserved it (2049)

On 11/26/2011 at 1:03am - misc - by Help - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while working the drive-through at Mcdonald's, I was handing a gentleman his vanilla shake. He responded by popping the cap off, yelling "Fire in the hole!" And throwing it back in. He then quickly drove off. I was covered in vanilla shake. FML

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242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35195) - you deserved it (4739)

On 11/18/2011 at 7:22am - work - by Anothernametaken (man) - United States

Today, my dad and I got into a fight over who gets the last corner piece of the brownies. I ended up with a black eye and and a sprained wrist. He ended up with the brownie and ran away laughing. FML

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143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24609) - you deserved it (6882)

On 11/17/2011 at 7:50pm - misc - by alliez108 - United States

Today, as I was walking back to my dorm, I looked down and thought "I wonder why the ground is wet in just this one spot." Then I got hit with a water balloon. FML

#18180694
64 comments

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On 11/06/2011 at 11:50pm - misc - by Kirby - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was getting my picture taken. The woman taking it told me to smile, so I did, showing my teeth. She said, "Please, be serious about this." Slightly offended, I smiled with my mouth closed. She then said, "If you can't be serious, we won't do this." FML

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88 comments

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On 08/09/2011 at 12:01am - misc - by wow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while having sex, my boyfriend decided to sing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML

#17304826
303 comments

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On 07/30/2011 at 1:14am - intimacy - by Taylor - United States (Texas)

Today, in health class, I raised my hand and asked if you could get an STD from dogs. I have officially now ruined any extremely small chance I had of being popular. FML

#17304355
252 comments

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On 07/30/2011 at 12:38am - animals - by loser4life - United States (Colorado)

Today, one of my students corrected the problem I had solved on the board, explaining that you do multiplication before subtraction. I teach the second grade. FML

#16829160
283 comments

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On 06/24/2011 at 2:47am - work - by gutav indogop - Switzerland (Aargau)

Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML

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235 comments

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On 06/24/2011 at 12:46am - work - by Sam (man) - Canada (Alberta)



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