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Today, I went out on a date with a girl for the first time. I opened her car door for her and then slammed her leg in it upon closing. She will be in a cast for 6 weeks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28758) - you deserved it (8825)

On 02/02/2009 at 12:23pm - love - by JD (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I marked the 6th anniversary of the last time I had intercourse. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34377) - you deserved it (4974)

On 01/28/2009 at 3:18pm - misc - by Noname - United States (California)

Today, I marked the 6th anniversary of the last time I had intercourse. FML

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On 01/28/2009 at 3:18pm - misc - by Noname - United States (California)



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