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by madison77 / 11/21/2011 at 6:26pm / United States / Love
by Anon / 11/14/2011 at 3:45am / United States (Nevada) / Work
by honeybadger123 / 11/13/2011 at 8:11pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/09/2011 at 12:20pm / Romania (Mures) / Work
by Anonymous / 11/08/2011 at 11:11pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend sent me a sexy picture of herself in my boxers. I thought it would be funny to take a picture of myself in the thong she left in my room and send it to her. She thought it would be funnier on Facebook. FML
by kdeeeceee / 11/05/2011 at 3:25am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/04/2011 at 3:38pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by sakura_girl / 11/04/2011 at 7:59am / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Health
by poopcoloredeyes / 10/31/2011 at 4:06pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
Today, while standing in line at the supermarket, I reached past my wife to get a pack of gum. She jokingly did the "battered wife flinch" to get a laugh, and smiled at me from behind her hand. The cop staring at us obviously didn't notice the smile and definitely didn't think it was funny. FML
by spacemanspiff78 / 10/31/2011 at 11:07am / Miscellaneous
by Mister_Triangle / 10/31/2011 at 2:45am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/31/2011 at 12:12am / United States (Illinois) / Transportation
by yum yogurt / 10/30/2011 at 4:15pm / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
Today, I saw my upstairs neighbor outside getting the mail. She asked how my day was, and then apologized that the sound of her baby's crying through the walls kept me up last night. Apparently she heard me when I yelled at 2am for her fucking demon spawn to shut up. FML
by Deborah / 10/27/2011 at 2:41am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, there was no toilet paper left, so I asked my grandmother if I could use her Kleenex tissues. I found out too late that they were Vicks vapor rub tissues. My crotch has been burning for the last half hour. FML
by lanikai610 / 10/26/2011 at 2:35pm / United States / Health
- Today, my girlfriend told me it was her fantasy to orgasm at midnight on New Years. We got started… Today, after months of dating, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted to take things to the next level.… Today, I sent my boyfriend a dirty picture to turn him on. He texted back: "Jfc, why wud u tease me…