Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

ObWanCanBlowME

Search for a member

ObWanCanBlowME

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 August 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1736
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

ObWanCanBlowME's page activity

Visits<b>smallzz993</b> - the 01/26/2014 at 10:26am<b>alexmac222</b> - the 01/01/2014 at 10:28am<b>nelson_68</b> - the 11/06/2013 at 6:01pm<b>Dennisse_47</b> - the 12/25/2012 at 2:15am<b>Clay_K</b> - the 12/24/2012 at 7:12pm<b>Doortje</b> - the 12/20/2012 at 4:59pm<b>badjujitsu</b> - the 09/27/2012 at 1:00am<b>Giftig</b> - the 09/15/2012 at 6:11am<b>raphanne</b> - the 08/27/2012 at 9:43am<b>sugarnspicee</b> - the 06/03/2012 at 2:13pm<b>Bojana</b> - the 05/06/2012 at 4:00pm<b>inlove72</b> - the 04/04/2012 at 10:25am<b>littlesunshine</b> - the 02/25/2012 at 3:11pm<b>BIGASSTITS</b> - the 02/22/2012 at 3:07am<b>IDontFlush</b> - the 01/28/2012 at 7:05pm<b>agostina_mc</b> - the 01/07/2012 at 12:39am<b>lmc94</b> - the 12/14/2011 at 2:44pm<b>frenchygirl95</b> - the 12/12/2011 at 10:39am

ObWanCanBlowME's FML badges

Socialite

You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

It’s in the can

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

See all of ObWanCanBlowME's badges

ObWanCanBlowME's favorite FMLs

TODAY, MAH MOM WAS SCREAMING AT ME AND SAID, "I WISH I'D NEVER ADOPTD YOU." I GUESS I'M ADOPTD THEN. FML

#17371969
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55900) - you deserved it (2762)

On 08/04/2011 at 10:45pm - misc - by Thebestman123 - United States (Iowa)

Today, it was dad's brthday!! As a joke, I got him one of those big eraser that say, "FOR BIG MISTAKES." He opend it, trid to erase me with it, then said, "It doesn't work." and left!! looool big fat FML

#13481671
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19540) - you deserved it (26031)

On 10/17/2010 at 2:28am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

TODAY , BOYFRIEND FOUND OUT I HAVE OCD. WHEN I TOUCH SOMETHING WITH ONE HAND I HAVE TO TOUCH IT WITH THE OTHER OR I FREAK. AFTER I BRUSHED HIS FACE WITH THE BACK OF HAND HE TACKLED ME TO THE FLOOR , HELD ME DOWN , AN LAUGHED AT ME WHILE I PANICKED AN TRIED TO TOUCH HIM WITH OTHER HAND. FML

#13351667
422 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46229) - you deserved it (14731)

On 10/07/2010 at 2:29am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Yastarday, I was rushd to tha hospital to dalivar mah child . On tha way, I calld mah husbandho was in a bar with his friands . Drunk, ha just yalld, "BROS BEFORE HOS!!" an hung up . FML

#13318955
323 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70214) - you deserved it (7893)

On 10/04/2010 at 5:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today,ile grocery sopping, ma Dad asked meat I wanted for 'Din-Dins'ile scratcing is nuts. In a crowded aisle. Wearing sort sorts. fat FML

#13071256
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29598) - you deserved it (2942)

On 09/16/2010 at 5:04am - misc - by itchybollos - Australia

Today , I told ma 3 year old daugter to beave or I'd spank er. Se looked rigt at me an said "Bring it." FML

#13026235
418 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31843) - you deserved it (28442)

On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

I took ma broter and nieces to te zoo. Two of te lions at te exibit were mating, so I said, ( Tey're playing leap-frog. ) My 4-year-old niece said, ( Looks lyk tey're fucking to me. ) FML

#12663575
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47030) - you deserved it (14838)

On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my boyfriend kept trying to convince me to do anal with him. After denying him several times he told me "Why it feels good, trust me." I asked him how would he know. There was a long awkward silencehen he then replied with "I'm not gay I swear."

#7563904
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30834) - you deserved it (4383)

On 01/25/2010 at 3:47am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, mah son thought he'd take mah new car fir a drive without permission. He accelerated straight into a tree, reversed into a lamppost and then accelerated again into the neighbours car. FML

#6147430
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33974) - you deserved it (4172)

On 11/04/2009 at 3:44am - misc - by ishouldhidethekeys (woman) - United Kingdom (Leeds)

Today, mah mum started yelling at me fir leaving scissors on mah desk,hich mah five year old sister found and chopped all her hair off. She had a lump of hair as proof. After three minutes of her yelling, me crying and apologizing, she laughed and said she was joking. She just cut mah looool sister's hair. FML

#5877421
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44660) - you deserved it (4757)

On 10/18/2009 at 11:27am - kids - by hairdresser (woman) - Thailand (Krung Thep)

Today, it was mah friend's paintball party and we were doing it in a forest nereby. When I arrivd at his house, his parents said they already startd, so I gered up and went out there to find that there was a note on a tree. It said 'Sorry', and then twenty people jumpd from bushes and ambushd me. FML

#5699307
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34382) - you deserved it (11280)

On 10/07/2009 at 7:13am - misc - by shitballs_911 (man) - United Kingdom (Kingston upon Thames)

Todayhile My Grlfriend And I Were Getting It On , She Suddenly Stopped And Yelled ( STOP! ). I Stopped , Scared I'd Hurt Her. She Then Yelled ( HAMMER TIME! ) And Started To Dance. We Never Finished. FML

#5286193
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28619) - you deserved it (5088)

On 09/16/2009 at 1:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Rhode Island)

Today.. . I was trying to hava sax with my boyfriand.. . David . I moanad his nama and ha whisparad.. . "I'm not David." Than.. . with an Italian accant.. . ha said.. . "It's-a-ma! Mario!" FML

#4882481
345 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63235) - you deserved it (16046)

On 08/28/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today.. . Mah Mom Put Some Bubblewrap On Mah Desk Because She Thought I Would Have Fun With It . I'm 18 . It Was Awesome . Mega FML

#3229865
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68583) - you deserved it (40122)

On 06/26/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by Jeweler (man) - United States (California)



Sophie Marie's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Sophie Marie's illustrated FML
  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

Friday 27 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: