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Today, my wife entered in an ugliest sweater competition at her work. She wore a plain white sweater with a picture of my face printed on it. She came home with first prize. FML


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On 12/18/2009 at 2:52pm - misc - by mclovin09 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was at the cinema. There was a really tall woman in front of me and whenever I leaned to the right or left she would lean to the same side I do. Later, she started laughing. They guy next to her was telling her where I moved. FML


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On 12/18/2009 at 3:42am - misc - by Mogg (man) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I was eating lunch out side with my friends, when a spider fell on one guy's back. I glanced at it and opened my mouth to warn him when another guy flicked it and it went into my mouth. I can still taste it. FML


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On 12/17/2009 at 4:43pm - animals - by ollierocks96 - United States (Florida)

Today, I got in an elevator at a hotel. Just as the door was closing, somebody banged into the door and stuck their hand through. I yelled, "What, are you retarded?!" The doors then opened to reveal a mentally handicapped boy with his parents standing behind him. FML


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On 12/17/2009 at 11:38am - misc - by Mike (man) - United States (Texas)

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