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Today, my boyfriend was talking with his friends about how long girls take to get ready (hair, make-up, etc.). I said, "I never spend a long time getting ready..." He then looked at me and said, "maybe you should." FML
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On 08/29/2010 at 10:14am - love - by ILoveFML - United States (New York)
Today, I learned to never shave your downstairs when you have the hiccups. FML
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On 08/29/2010 at 1:02am - health - by yggiz (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML
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On 08/28/2010 at 12:54am - misc - by wearingshorts - United States (New York)
Today, I fell down a flight of stairs while delivering a pizza, and severely sprained my ankle. The guy looked at me lying there, and shut the door in my face. I then got told to "Suck it up, Princess" by my manager. FML
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On 08/26/2010 at 8:49am - misc - by earths_venus - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I realised that every morning my girlfriend gets me to help her put on a locket her ex-boyfriend bought her on Valentine's Day. FML
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On 08/26/2010 at 5:16am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Yukon Territory)
Today, I went on a double date with my bestfriend. At the end of the night, her boyfriend gave her a long kiss, and texted her 5 minutes after we left to say he missed her already. My boyfriend picked his nose, then gave me a fist bump as a goodbye. FML
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On 08/23/2010 at 7:40am - love - by Sara1990 (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML
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On 08/22/2010 at 2:58am - kids - by Bailey - United States (Nebraska)
Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my own butt. FML
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On 08/21/2010 at 2:09am - health - by clitorasaurus (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
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On 04/02/2009 at 1:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)
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