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OMGLysses
  • Town/Country : Tahoe, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 March 1992 (19 years)
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Today, I learned I have a severe sinus infection, my body really can't handle antibiotics, and I can projectile vomit out my nose. Not sure if I am more impressed that I still somehow aimed the puke into the sink, or that swallowing afterwards hurt more than emptying my stomach via my nose. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17642) - you deserved it (1183)

On 01/12/2010 at 2:18am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I pretended to smoke a bread stick that looked like a cigar. It made me feel cool. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7491) - you deserved it (24171)

On 12/07/2009 at 1:06am - misc - by CH (man) - United States (Missouri)