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Nyuu
  • Town/Country : Hämeenlinna, Finland
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 12 February 1988 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 1712
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my boyfriend referred to his penis as 'The Eye of Sauron'. It didn't help when he pulled down his foreskin, pointed it in my direction and said 'I see you'. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7738) - you deserved it (1134)

On 01/18/2012 at 1:29pm - intimacy - by anon - United Kingdom

Today, I had an upset stomach. I lay down in bed with a bucket nearby just in case. Later on, the urge to vomit overcame me, and I puked into the bucket. I realised too late that my cat had chosen to sleep in it. He jumped out and spread vomit all over my apartment. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11224) - you deserved it (1342) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/05/2012 at 3:40pm - animals - by Fat_abott - France

Today, I was taking people's orders at the drive-thru. I was confused as to why people were screaming their orders at me, until one of my managers handed me a paper that he'd found taped to the menu, saying "speak loudly speaker isn't working properly." Punkd. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6919) - you deserved it (702)

On 12/30/2011 at 12:38am - work - by Ashton Sprunger - United States

Today, due to "severe cuts to the budget" at work, I had to stir my coffee with a paper clip. FML

#18402392 (73)

I agree, your life sucks (7027) - you deserved it (1519)

On 12/01/2011 at 9:38am - work - by ohno - United States (Florida)

Today, at my job as a waitress, I fell, landed on my ass, managing not to spill the drinks or drop the food in my hands. A little boy yelled "NINJA WAITRESS!" Every one at work has been calling me that all day, and purposely been trying to trip me to see if I could do it again. FML

#18390822 (164)

I agree, your life sucks (17481) - you deserved it (2470)

On 11/30/2011 at 12:39am - work - by immy504 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting a historical war bunker when I accidentally let rip a small fart. My boyfriend responded with a horribly loud, horrendous fart, and loudly announced, "This is war." There were people, lots of people. FML

#18374141 (180)

I agree, your life sucks (8701) - you deserved it (2446)

On 11/28/2011 at 7:34am - misc - by Dani - Reserved

Today, I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working, so I put it between my knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately, I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out, I was trying to pop the cat. FML

#18312960 (207)

I agree, your life sucks (25283) - you deserved it (4114)

On 11/21/2011 at 11:46pm - animals - by furryballoon (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML

#18267814 (146)

I agree, your life sucks (8170) - you deserved it (2230)

On 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, like every day, I used my phone while taking a dump. As I reached for some toilet paper to wipe myself, my sister pounded on the door for me to hurry up. I yelled "Fine," and without realizing it, wiped myself with my phone. FML

#18239656 (328)

I agree, your life sucks (11624) - you deserved it (36826)

On 11/13/2011 at 5:46pm - misc - by shootme - Canada

Today, while spooning my spouse, I was awakened in the wee hours by a huge, junk-rattling fart. This has happened numerous times since she became a vegetarian. FML

#18135742 (205)

I agree, your life sucks (21117) - you deserved it (2273)

On 11/02/2011 at 1:06am - misc - by steve-o - United States

Today, I was trying to get my boyfriend in the mood so I held his hands against the bed, and whispered, "Have you been a bad boy?" Thinking he'd say something kinky back, he replied "Yes Santa" then burst out laughing. FML

#18134142 (159)

I agree, your life sucks (8931) - you deserved it (3956)

On 11/01/2011 at 10:36pm - intimacy - by HOe HOe HOe (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, after a stressful series of events, I went to the beach to unwind. I sat on the sand, breathed in deeply and closed my eyes, trying to find some sort of inner peace. Then a seagull shat on me. FML

#18021693 (115)

I agree, your life sucks (21880) - you deserved it (2054)

On 10/19/2011 at 5:40am - misc - by targe - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was playing video games at 2am. My guinea pig started squealing at me, and wouldn't stop until I turned out the lights and got into bed. I'm 20 years old, and I've let a rodent dictate my bedtime. FML

#17911621 (341)

I agree, your life sucks (17912) - you deserved it (13673)

On 10/05/2011 at 2:58pm - animals - by Beeisc00l - Reserved

Today, while I was on the up escalator, a small woman in front of me farted directly into my face. FML

#17884262 (160)

I agree, your life sucks (9399) - you deserved it (827)

On 10/02/2011 at 2:36am - misc - by Emmy (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my nephew spent a long while enthusiastically telling me how amazing his new 3D TV system is. I felt his pain as his face turned white when he remembered that I'm blind in one eye since birth. FML

#17844542 (147)

I agree, your life sucks (18784) - you deserved it (1357)

On 09/27/2011 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous - United States