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by Anonymous / 01/19/2015 at 12:17pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by noshow / 12/11/2014 at 12:44am / United States (Texas) / Money
by Anonymous / 09/14/2014 at 12:38pm / Ghana (Greater Accra) / Animals
by Anonymous / 09/13/2014 at 2:56am / Canada (Alberta) / Animals
by BagelTheOtaku / 08/20/2014 at 1:15am / United States (Georgia) / Health
Today, marks the third week since my sister's guinea pig learned to masturbate. He humps his wheel and makes squeaking noises for five minutes, then rolls over on his side and pants heavily. He does it at least twice a night while I'm trying to sleep. FML
by Anonomous / 12/28/2013 at 7:31pm / United States (Vermont) / Animals
by Grandson / 11/07/2013 at 12:52am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by spiritbeast33 / 09/11/2013 at 2:17am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by StefanKa / 09/09/2013 at 5:30am / Poland (Mazowieckie) / Animals
by ...thanks / 09/07/2013 at 10:17am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I couldn't sleep due to an awful head cold, so I stayed home from work. Apparently, the local high school marching band practices in the park across the street at 9am. They're doing the Imperial March music from Star Wars. They suck. FML
by lostinspace / 09/04/2013 at 12:24pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, at the pool, a kid no older than 8 was sitting on the diving board, not letting anyone else use it. I went over and tried to reason with him, but he wouldn't listen. My uncle stormed over, said "I got this!" and punted him over the edge. We both got thrown out for "bullying" the kid. FML
by JuggaloSlasher15 / 08/08/2013 at 7:03pm / United States (California) / Kids
by brittyed / 03/25/2013 at 1:04am / United States / Animals
by life// / 01/08/2013 at 6:56pm / Canada (Alberta) / Animals
by Anonymous / 11/12/2012 at 1:14am / United States / Transportation
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…