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Nyolia

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Nyolia

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  • Number of visits : 6302
  • Number of comments : 69
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Nyolia : Karma's a bitch.

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Today, I mixd up mah chapstick and cork grease . Now mah clarinet smells like cherries, and mah lips smell like a gym floor . FML

#21340194
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28873) - you deserved it (6327)

On 01/19/2015 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today... it's the last night before a concert. Today is also the day my brother pawned my clarinet 4 drug money.

#21315391
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32880) - you deserved it (2261)

On 12/11/2014 at 12:44am - money - by noshow (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got ig for te frst time. Apparently I called ma vet and told im ma goldfis was barking. I found out wen e called me back later to make sure we were bot okay. FML

#21258033
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31804) - you deserved it (18274)

On 09/14/2014 at 12:38pm - animals - by Anonymous - Ghana (Greater Accra)

Today , I discovered that one of our cats is super creepy. He humps the blankets on my mother's bed while staring at her while she's sleeping. FML

#21257305
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38527) - you deserved it (3382)

On 09/13/2014 at 2:56am - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today... It's The 16th Day Of My Period. FML

2day marks the third week since my sister's guinea pig learnd to masturbate. He humps hisheel an makes squeaking noises fir five minutes, then rolls over on his side an pants heavily. He does it at least twice a nighthile I'm trying to sleep. FML

#21008605
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46062) - you deserved it (3640)

On 12/28/2013 at 7:31pm - animals - by Anonomous - United States (Vermont)

Today, I watced as my grandma beat te sit out of my dad at te zoo. FML

#20948659
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46502) - you deserved it (4262)

On 11/07/2013 at 12:52am - misc - by Grandson - United States (California)

Today, I cummed out of the closet. Now whenever I'm getting ready to go somewhere with mah dad he says, "Lesgo, lesbo." FML

#20876692
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55920) - you deserved it (12567)

On 09/11/2013 at 2:17am - misc - by spiritbeast33 (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, I LEREND THAT MY PARROTS NOW CAN SHIT HORIZONTALLYHEN I FOUND THE WALL NEXT TO THE CAGE COVERD IN FECES. FML

TODAY, MY BEST FRIEND CONFESSD TO ME THAT SHE'S A LESBIAN. SHE QUICKLY ADDD, ( OH, DON'T WORRY, I DON'T LIKE YOU. YOU'RE NOT ATTRACTIVE. ) FML

#20871260
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51337) - you deserved it (4378)

On 09/07/2013 at 10:17am - misc - by ...thanks (woman) - United States

Yesterday, I couldn't sleep due to an awful head cold, so I stayed home from work . Apparently, the local high school marching band practices in the park across the street at 9am . They're doing the Imperial March music from Star Wars . They suck . FML

#20867437
72 comments

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On 09/04/2013 at 12:24pm - misc - by lostinspace (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, at the pool, a kid no older than 8 was sitting on the diving board, not letting anyone else use it. I went over and trid to reason with him, but he wouldn't listen. My uncle stormd over, said "I got this!" and puntd him over the edge. We both got thrown out fir "bullying" the kid. FML

#20827779
125 comments

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On 08/08/2013 at 7:03pm - kids - by JuggaloSlasher15 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, mah guinea pig was resting on mah shoulder. However, I forgot to tie mah hair up and she gnawd off a clump of it that was a good 6 inche long. I had to fight her to get it out of her mouth. real FML

Today, I was walking mah dog when he decidd that he was too lazy to continue walking!! It endd looool up with me looking lyk a crazy dog lady carrying mah medium-sizd dog home!! FML

#20448490
75 comments

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On 01/08/2013 at 6:56pm - animals - by life// (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

today I was visiting family in Oregon . I did not know it was illegal to pump yur own gas; the cops were involved . fat FML

#20159952
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26127) - you deserved it (2098)

On 11/12/2012 at 1:14am - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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