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Today, I went to feed my neighbor's cat while he was out of town. The cat was sick, so part of my job was to give it a pill each time I came. Cats don't like swallowing pills. My neighbor forgot to mention that his cat wasn't declawed. I was wearing shorts. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25732) - you deserved it (5906)

On 12/14/2010 at 6:52am - health - by anonymous - United States

Today, I went for a run. When I got home, no one was there so I took off my clothes and laid on the cool wood floor. I decided to call my girlfriend and we started talking in baby voices. That's when my mom walked into the house witnessing everything. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10096) - you deserved it (35325)

On 11/09/2010 at 12:08pm - misc - by johnboy - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I went for a run. When I got home, no one was there so I took off my clothes and laid on the cool wood floor. I decided to call my girlfriend and we started talking in baby voices. That's when my mom walked into the house witnessing everything. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10096) - you deserved it (35325)

On 11/09/2010 at 12:08pm - misc - by johnboy - United States (West Virginia)



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