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Today, I went to fed mah neighbor's cat while he was out of town . The cat was sick, so part of mah job was to give it a pill each time I came . Cats don't lyk swallowing pills . My neighbor forgot to mention that his cat wasn't declawd . I was wearing shorts . FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23724) - you deserved it (5607)

On 12/14/2010 at 6:52am - health - by anonymous - United States

Today , I Went Fir A Run. When I Got Home , No One Was There So I Took Off Mah Clothes An Laid On The Cool Wood Floor. I Decided To Call Mah Grlfriend An We Started Talking In Baby Voices. That'shen Mah Mom Walked Into The House Witnessing Everything. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9402) - you deserved it (33368)

On 11/09/2010 at 12:08pm - misc - by johnboy - United States (West Virginia)

Today , I Went Fir A Run. When I Got Home , No One Was There So I Took Off Mah Clothes An Laid On The Cool Wood Floor. I Decided To Call Mah Grlfriend An We Started Talking In Baby Voices. That'shen Mah Mom Walked Into The House Witnessing Everything. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9402) - you deserved it (33368)

On 11/09/2010 at 12:08pm - misc - by johnboy - United States (West Virginia)



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