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  • Number of visits : 882
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Nukey : Fuck your face.



No really, open your mouth.

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Today, I went to the ER after a fall. Before the nurse did an X-Ray, she gave me a pregnancy test. It came back negative. I joked "No martians have crawled into my uterus, then?" She didn't get it, and I had my head scanned for brain trauma. Never crack a joke in a hospital. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25898) - you deserved it (6997)

On 01/17/2011 at 9:08pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up to find that I left my headlights on last night. I found out by the headlights of my car smashed and a post-it note on my windshield saying "you accidentally left your headlights on... I took care of that for you". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27788) - you deserved it (5670)

On 11/14/2009 at 1:02am - misc - by ZINGER (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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