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  • Town/Country : Not specified
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  • Birth Date : Friday 31 January 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 703
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Nubcake67 : Not much to be said. Pretty laid back and pretty brilliant.
...And yes, I'm like that every day.

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Nubcake67's favorite FMLs

Today, at work as a gynecologist, I called in my last patient of the day. As soon as I took a peek, I noticed that she had stuck googly-eyes above her vagina. She told me with a straight face not to be afraid, because "She doesn't bite." FML

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149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47295) - you deserved it (4879)

On 04/09/2013 at 2:01pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to a gay club with my supportive straight best friend to find me a date. Somehow, she managed to go home with a guy and I'm still decidedly single. FML

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56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29956) - you deserved it (5904)

On 09/12/2010 at 10:46am - intimacy - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was letting my boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on my face, he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML

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330 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42196) - you deserved it (11934)

On 01/27/2010 at 8:35am - intimacy - by chanclepants - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out my boyfriend was cheating on me for six months with my best friend of five years. After asking him what she had that I didn't, he responded with one word - "Boobies." FML

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On 01/19/2010 at 2:58am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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