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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 24 August 1992 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1611
  • Number of comments : 222
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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NuTrees's favorite FMLs

Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML

#18661455
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52207) - you deserved it (10688)

On 12/31/2011 at 4:21am - intimacy - by nickthetank (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I left work early, and discovered I was locked out of my house. I subsequently had to use a spoon I found on the ground to smash the bathroom window. I cut my leg on the glass when I climbed through. While inspecting the wound, I felt a lump in my pocket. It was my house key. FML

#18648133
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9297) - you deserved it (37742)

On 12/29/2011 at 10:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - China

Today, I texted my boyfriend on the way to the hospital to tell him I needed stitches, after my brother's dog bit me on the breast. His response? "Pics or it didn't happen." FML

#18643236
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28334) - you deserved it (5008)

On 12/29/2011 at 10:48am - health - by OH COME ON (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, in the spirit of Christmas, I let a spider live in my room. I normally kill them, because I'm scared of waking up with one on my face. I woke up with it on my face. FML

#18633962
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29577) - you deserved it (21211)

On 12/28/2011 at 12:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, I locked my keys in my car at a gas station. A man stopped to help me with a wire hanger. After about 20 min in the freezing weather, he was getting close to unlocking it when I looked over at the passenger door to see that it was unlocked. All the doors were unlocked but the driver's side. FML

#18632111
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8356) - you deserved it (34101)

On 12/28/2011 at 3:59am - misc - by GeriGeriBoBeri - United States

Today, after spending months learning how to play the guitar and memorizing the music to my girlfriend's all-time favorite song, I performed it for her. Her response? "Well, you kind of ruined that song for me now." FML

#18563355
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30170) - you deserved it (4932)

On 12/20/2011 at 5:41pm - love - by tommy - United States (Georgia)

Today, I had a meeting at work with my board of directors for a potential promotion. When one of them told a joke, I politely let out an amused snort. Then, I noticed my director's white shirt and tie covered in red splatter. I nose bled all over the director of my company. FML

#2720820
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48155) - you deserved it (4175)

On 06/08/2009 at 2:51pm - work - by Marie (woman) - United States (Arizona)



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