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by random / 01/29/2012 at 5:53am / United Kingdom (Nottingham) / Intimacy
Today, as I was crossing the slush covered street to catch the bus, I slipped and fell right in the middle of the road. A woman in a car rolled down her window. She didn't ask if I was okay but just laughed and took a picture of me covered in cold, wet slush. FML
by hopeless cluts / 01/29/2012 at 2:36am / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation
Today, I was going through airport security. Trying to get things over and done with quickly, I dropped my pants without a second thought. Turns out they just wanted me to remove my shoes and belt. FML
by GothicbunnyxC / 01/28/2012 at 6:31pm / Canada (Prince Edward Island) / Miscellaneous
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
by Anonymous / 01/28/2012 at 4:52pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 01/28/2012 at 4:30am / United States (California) / Love
by Jeff G. / 01/22/2012 at 7:31pm / United States (Arkansas) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/16/2012 at 11:10am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/16/2012 at 9:15am / United States / Health
by involuntary waxing / 01/15/2012 at 4:00am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
by Sad.To.Be.Me. / 01/13/2012 at 6:56pm / United States (Washington) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/13/2012 at 5:58pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out why my room-mates and I have been ill for the past week. Apparently a rodent climbed into our water cooker and died. I have been drinking tea and eating noodles that have been tainted by a corpse all this time. FML
by hannaaaahr / 01/11/2012 at 3:08pm / Netherlands (Utrecht) / Health
Today, while watching Rio, I got a boner when Blu and Jewel kissed. This is almost as pathetic as getting a boner a few days ago while watching Homer and Marge kiss on The Simpsons. I think I'm way past the point of ever getting laid. FML
by Anonymous / 01/01/2012 at 1:09pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, I flew to Dubai, en route to my new job in Afghanistan. Both of my bags were lost, my debit card was frozen in London, the next flight was cancelled, and I can't get a hotel room. I'm in the richest city in world with no money and no room. Happy New Year. FML
by EdwinOEF / 12/31/2011 at 5:36pm / United Arab Emirates (Dubai) / Holidays
by yourebeautiful / 12/31/2011 at 3:37pm / United States / Miscellaneous
- Today, I was complaining to a coworker about how my manager had changed my schedule without telling… Today my fiancee and I were having sex, it was lovely and we both were really into it. I decided to… Today, after asking my manager how his day was going he explained that he stopped drinking and was…