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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 24 August 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1628
  • Number of comments : 222
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About NuTrees : Im only here for the popcorn

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Today, I had a dream I was on the toilet taking the longest piss known to man. Unfortunately, it was partially true. FML

Today, feeling desperate, I asked my dad for advice on how to get a girl. He asked me why I want to even date. I panicked and said I just wanted to make someone happy. He told me that if I wanted to make someone happy, I should "just start by getting a goddamn vasectomy". FML

#19574398
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18147) - you deserved it (2230)

On 05/04/2012 at 8:01pm - love - by AnonymousUser (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I received a text from the guy I'm into, thanking me for helping him drunkenly stumble back to his apartment last night. He ended it with, "How long did you stay?" Apparently, he doesn't remember confessing his secret love for me, or the fantastic kiss that followed. FML

#19531707
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28283) - you deserved it (3618)

On 04/26/2012 at 10:43am - love - by Aus (woman) - United States

Today, I had to explain to a potential client that I wouldn't represent him, because suing his neighbor for calling him a pansy would get us laughed out of court and likely get me disbarred. His response was to get violent and threaten to sue me for violating his civil rights. FML

#19528006
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21820) - you deserved it (1804)

On 04/25/2012 at 4:50pm - work - by A Henderson (man) - United States

Today, due to nervousness, I threw up while proposing to my girlfriend. FML

#19515625
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32516) - you deserved it (3254)

On 04/23/2012 at 5:51am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I found out that my lovely amazing boyfriend likes to pee in everything other than the toilet. This includes: Hawaiian punch jugs, the sink, empty cans/bottles and out of my window. FML

#19514885
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21605) - you deserved it (3161)

On 04/23/2012 at 12:44am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend said he was going to give me breakfast in bed before he left. He walked over, threw some granola bars on the bed next to me and left. FML

#19505395
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23009) - you deserved it (3585)

On 04/21/2012 at 9:04am - love - by still hungry - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had to explain to my neighbor that black people aren't all lactose intolerant. His eyes still bulge out every time I eat cheese. FML

Today, while driving home, I realized I forgot my house key. Luckily, when I arrived home, someone had already broken into my house. Guess I didn't need the key. FML

#19486401
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21314) - you deserved it (1633)

On 04/17/2012 at 8:55pm - misc - by yuuupyup - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was Skyping with this kid, when his girlfriend started arguing with him. They do this every other week, and there was a bet on when they'd finally break up. I egged the guy on and told him not to take her shit. She ended up dumping him. Now I feel like an asshole, and all for a lousy $20. FML

#19462758
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5431) - you deserved it (40449)

On 04/13/2012 at 7:14pm - love - by c*nt (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was bragging about how I had lost 10 pounds. Grinning, I pulled my shirt up and tried to show how big my jeans were on me. Instead, the button flew off my pants. FML

#19460207
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8675) - you deserved it (25345)

On 04/13/2012 at 6:32am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I caught myself staring at my grandmother's cleavage. FML

#19421623
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9641) - you deserved it (44034)

On 04/07/2012 at 2:41am - intimacy - by bman (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was fooling around with my husband on the bed. I was excited as he lifted my arms up in a seductive way, only to roll deodorant under my armpits. FML

#19337633
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12515) - you deserved it (32200)

On 03/24/2012 at 8:14am - intimacy - by SG - United States

Today, I got back to work at my hospital after some sick leave. The first jackass to waste my time was a guy with leg lacerations. This, he claimed, was because he tried to break a samurai sword over his leg as part of a bet. It's day one and already I want to kill myself. FML

#19274332
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17393) - you deserved it (5719)

On 03/13/2012 at 10:32pm - work - by Simms (man) - United States

Today, I hooked up with my ex-girlfriend, after she confessed to still being in love with me. I logged into Facebook after she left, only to find her status set to "I think I just made a big mistake." FML

#19272838
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23568) - you deserved it (7712)

On 03/13/2012 at 7:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)



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