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Noxx
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 30 March 1988 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 1741
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Noxx : About me? Why? This is just some online place for people to read other people's misery. Okay fine.. a little bit. I'm a student in a Baster's of Architecture program near Philly. I also 4chan and I'm most likely trolling in my comments.

I think that's all you, Visitor Person, need to know. Other than that, pleasure having you on my profile. I'd say leave a comment or something but, well.... cheers!

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Today, I was at the lake watching a romantic sunset with my boyfriend. He tenderly started touching my thigh, then started shaking my leg to the rhythm while singing the J-E-L-L-O theme song. FML

#4570471 (116)

I agree, your life sucks (38325) - you deserved it (5737)

On 08/16/2009 at 10:32am - intimacy - by juliaspaperbags (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I felt inspired to create a photo album of myself through the years. As I was organizing the photos of my childhood, I noticed how many my mom was holding me and hugging me in. When she came home from work I jokingly asked, "When did you start hating me?" She replied, "When you were 4". FML

#4460221 (69)

I agree, your life sucks (32356) - you deserved it (3928)

On 08/11/2009 at 9:43pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I found out that worms in apples aren't something that you just see in cartoons. FML

#4380493 (104)

I agree, your life sucks (33915) - you deserved it (4666)

On 08/08/2009 at 4:48am - misc - by rivercitybarf (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went to a bookstore and asked the sales woman,"Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. FML

#4271664 (130)

I agree, your life sucks (13112) - you deserved it (31203)

On 08/04/2009 at 12:45am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend and I were having ice cream and I jokingly asked "What's better? The sex or ice cream?" Apparently I don't pleasure her like Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream does. FML

#4204058 (174)

I agree, your life sucks (14417) - you deserved it (33064)

On 08/01/2009 at 10:08am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my mom came into my room to have a heart to heart talk. My dildo was sitting on the nightstand. I didn't notice until she told me to make sure the dog didn't get it. FML

#4156133 (77)

I agree, your life sucks (9009) - you deserved it (35572)

On 07/30/2009 at 8:02am - intimacy - by BrokenVow (woman) - Canada (British Columbia) - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today, I took the bus to Boston. My bike is in Boston. My bike lock is in Boston. The key is in New York. FML

#4035299 (56)

I agree, your life sucks (10377) - you deserved it (23787)

On 07/25/2009 at 6:17pm - misc - by zinka - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I asked my parents to sign for me to enlist in the military. They asked me how much money the government gives them if I die. FML

#3971502 (205)

I agree, your life sucks (42270) - you deserved it (4592)

On 07/23/2009 at 3:10am - misc - by Tallow101 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got very dressed up and was excited for my uncle's wedding. While standing in line for photos, I heard my dad's voice from behind me say "Who's the hot chick in the brown dress?" My uncle responds "Uh, that's your daughter." Silence. FML

#3967657 (188)

I agree, your life sucks (56274) - you deserved it (2824)

On 07/23/2009 at 12:26am - misc - by Rory (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, the boss returned from vacation. While he was gone we thought it would be a great idea to fill the water cooler with margaritas. Even after rinsing it we still have lime flavored water. Needless to say we got a company memo about appropriate office behavior. FML

#3958127 (92)

I agree, your life sucks (5480) - you deserved it (33711)

On 07/22/2009 at 6:15pm - work - by shayes9 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my coworkers decided to play a game of "Who Can Piss the Boss Off the Most". I opted not to play, but I still won. FML

#3956685 (71)

I agree, your life sucks (37006) - you deserved it (3735)

On 07/22/2009 at 5:09pm - work - by PokeTheBear (man) - Canada

Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings and heels. When I walked out the door my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriends house I told him what my dad had said and he replied "I'd have to agree with him." FML

#3953472 (239)

I agree, your life sucks (9504) - you deserved it (42082)

On 07/22/2009 at 2:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I woke up screaming. Why? Well, I was complaining to my dad yesterday about how I always hit the snooze button and just roll over when my alarm goes off, and how that results in me being late for morning classes. My dad thought he'd help out by placing a mousetrap on the snooze button. FML

#3921342 (203)

I agree, your life sucks (35221) - you deserved it (20226)

On 07/21/2009 at 1:38am - misc - by emperor (man) - Bangladesh (Dhaka)

Today, I took a big sniff of a flower in my garden. I spent the rest of the morning blowing little bugs out of my nose. FML

#3909858 (46)

I agree, your life sucks (26756) - you deserved it (12388)

On 07/20/2009 at 5:32pm - animals - by FlowerPower (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I received a medical bill because my daughter thought it would be hilarious to try and fit her fist in her mouth. She succeeded in getting it in, but not in getting it out. FML

#3907328 (121)

I agree, your life sucks (32839) - you deserved it (2296)

On 07/20/2009 at 3:10pm - health - by KnuckleSandwich (woman) - United States (New York)