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Noxx

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 30 March 1988 (28 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3558
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Noxx : About me? Why? This is just some online place for people to read other people's misery. Okay fine.. a little bit. I'm a student in a Baster's of Architecture program near Philly. I also 4chan and I'm most likely trolling in my comments.

I think that's all you, Visitor Person, need to know. Other than that, pleasure having you on my profile. I'd say leave a comment or something but, well.... cheers!

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Noxx's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

Noxx's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at the lake watching a romantic sunset with my boyfriend. He tenderly started touching my thigh, then started shaking my leg to the rhythm while singing the J-E-L-L-O theme song. FML

by juliaspaperbags / 08/16/2009 at 10:32am / United States (Maine) / Intimacy

Today, I felt inspired to create a photo album of myself through the years. As I was organizing the photos of my childhood, I noticed how many my mom was holding me and hugging me in. When she came home from work I jokingly asked, "When did you start hating me?" She replied, "When you were 4". FML

by anonymous / 08/11/2009 at 9:43pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out that worms in apples aren't something that you just see in cartoons. FML

by rivercitybarf / 08/08/2009 at 4:48am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend and I were having ice cream and I jokingly asked "What's better? The sex or ice cream?" Apparently I don't pleasure her like Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream does. FML

by Anonymous / 08/01/2009 at 10:08am / United States (New York) / Intimacy

Today, my mom came into my room to have a heart to heart talk. My dildo was sitting on the nightstand. I didn't notice until she told me to make sure the dog didn't get it. FML

by BrokenVow / 07/30/2009 at 8:02am / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy

Today, I took the bus to Boston. My bike is in Boston. My bike lock is in Boston. The key is in New York. FML

by zinka / 07/25/2009 at 6:17pm / United States (New Jersey) / Transportation

Today, I took the bus to Boston. My bike is in Boston. My bike lock is in Boston. The key is in New York. FML

by zinka / 07/25/2009 at 6:17pm / United States (New Jersey) / Transportation

Today, I took the bus to Boston. My bike is in Boston. My bike lock is in Boston. The key is in New York. FML

by zinka / 07/25/2009 at 6:17pm / United States (New Jersey) / Transportation

Today, I took the bus to Boston. My bike is in Boston. My bike lock is in Boston. The key is in New York. FML

by zinka / 07/25/2009 at 6:17pm / United States (New Jersey) / Transportation

Today, I took the bus to Boston. My bike is in Boston. My bike lock is in Boston. The key is in New York. FML

by zinka / 07/25/2009 at 6:17pm / United States (New Jersey) / Transportation

Today, I took the bus to Boston. My bike is in Boston. My bike lock is in Boston. The key is in New York. FML

by zinka / 07/25/2009 at 6:17pm / United States (New Jersey) / Transportation

Today, I took the bus to Boston. My bike is in Boston. My bike lock is in Boston. The key is in New York. FML

by zinka / 07/25/2009 at 6:17pm / United States (New Jersey) / Transportation

Today, I asked my parents to sign for me to enlist in the military. They asked me how much money the government gives them if I die. FML

by Tallow101 / 07/23/2009 at 3:10am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

Today, I got very dressed up and was excited for my uncle's wedding. While standing in line for photos, I heard my dad's voice from behind me say "Who's the hot chick in the brown dress?" My uncle responds "Uh, that's your daughter." Silence. FML

by Rory / 07/23/2009 at 12:26am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, the boss returned from vacation. While he was gone we thought it would be a great idea to fill the water cooler with margaritas. Even after rinsing it we still have lime flavored water. Needless to say we got a company memo about appropriate office behavior. FML

by shayes9 / 07/22/2009 at 6:15pm / United States (Florida) / Work