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About Noxx : About me? Why? This is just some online place for people to read other people's misery. Okay fine.. a little bit. I'm a student in a Baster's of Architecture program near Philly. I also 4chan and I'm most likely trolling in my comments.
I think that's all you, Visitor Person, need to know. Other than that, pleasure having you on my profile. I'd say leave a comment or something but, well.... cheers!
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I felt inspired to create a photo album of myself through the years. As I was organizing the photos of my childhood, I noticed how many my mom was holding me and hugging me in. When she came home from work I jokingly asked, "When did you start hating me?" She replied, "When you were 4". FML
Today, I got very dressed up and was excited for my uncle's wedding. While standing in line for photos, I heard my dad's voice from behind me say "Who's the hot chick in the brown dress?" My uncle responds "Uh, that's your daughter." Silence. FML
Today, the boss returned from vacation. While he was gone we thought it would be a great idea to fill the water cooler with margaritas. Even after rinsing it we still have lime flavored water. Needless to say we got a company memo about appropriate office behavior. FML
Monday 1 September 2014