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Noxialis
  • Town/Country : Silkeborg, Denmark
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 8 May 1988 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 392
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Noxialis : Damnant quod non intelligunt. If there's anything you want to know, you can find me on kik under the same name as here.

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Today, I walked into the living room to find my 11-year-old daughter about to kiss her "not my boyfriend" on the lips. When I asked what she thought she was doing, she peeled a piece of scotch tape off her lips and said, "It's okay! We're using protection." FML

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On 05/04/2013 at 8:51am - kids - by wtfmama (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, while shopping for a birthday present for my size 0 friend, I picked out a pair of pants for her. When paying, the cashier looked me up and down and said, "Well, you're pretty optimistic aren't you?" FML

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On 04/04/2013 at 11:12am - misc - by NotASize0 (woman) - Denmark



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