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Novabear
  • Town/Country : Seattle, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 December 1986 (25 years)
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Today, I was completely wasted at my bachelor party, and my friends thought it would be funny to put sodium nitrate on my penis. Sodium nitrate makes your skin dark purple for a couple of weeks. My wedding is next week and my fiancee has never seen me naked. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54653) - you deserved it (13824)

On 07/02/2009 at 2:32am - intimacy - by purpledick (man) - Mexico (Nuevo Leon)