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NothingsEasy
  • Town/Country : Petaluma, 'Murica
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 March 1996 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 216
  • Number of comments : 55
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Today, I walked in on my new puppy peeing on the carpet. The trainer had told me to punish her when she's bad by shaking a metal can of pennies at her, since the noise scares dogs. I shook it at her, and she responded by having explosive diarrhea all over the carpet in fright. FML

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