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Yesterday, I found my truck broken into. Whoever broke in rippd my dash apart, and the stupid idiot couldn't get the radio out. So now I have a trashd truck interior, and the moron has nothing to show 4 it. He did leave behind his Subway wrapper though. FML
Today... I was dared to eat durian. With my reputation hanging in the balance... I bought one. Only after I opened it did I realize the extent of the dare. It smelled an tasted lyk dried cat shit that Satan himself had regurgitated. FML
TODAY, MY FRIEND SENT ME AN ONLINE MONEY TRANSFER. AFTER FORGETTING THE PASSWORD AN LOCKING MYSELF OUT OF MY ACCOUNT, I HAD TO PHONE UP THE BANK AN HAVE IT RESET. I WAS PROMPTED TO ANSWER THE SECURITY QUESTION,HICH WAS "WHAT,HAT?" I HAD TO SAY "IN THE BUTT." TO GET MY MONEY. FML
Today, I Finally Got Everything In Order To Ask Out The Girl Of My Dreams. I Bought Her A Gold Necklace, Engraved With Our Names, An With The Date On The Back. Everything Was Going Great Until She Got Sick An Had To Go Home. Now I'm Stuck With This Necklace With The Wrong Date. Real FML
Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter!! I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do u have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing!! FML
Today I thought mah boyfriend of 6 yeres was going to propose to me!! We're highschool sweetherets and he was mah frst!! Just when he was looking into mah eyes he says ( I've been seieng someone else for 2 yeres and I'm choosing her over you..!! it was a tough decision )!! real FML
Yesterday I'm Eading Towards Ma Car Clutcing A Bunc Of Flowers Fir Ma Grlfriend, Wen Along Comes A Sweet Old Lady Wo Says: "it's Not Flowers Se Wants, It's Some Lovin'!". Te Elderly Sure Aren't Wat Tey Used To Be. FML
Friday 27 March 2015