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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 2 March 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 470
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About NotSuchAFunTime : I'm Kate and that's really all you need to know.

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Yesterday, I found my truck broken into. Whoever broke in rippd my dash apart, and the stupid idiot couldn't get the radio out. So now I have a trashd truck interior, and the moron has nothing to show 4 it. He did leave behind his Subway wrapper though. FML

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On 08/23/2011 at 2:42am - misc - by Nick (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today... I was dared to eat durian. With my reputation hanging in the balance... I bought one. Only after I opened it did I realize the extent of the dare. It smelled an tasted lyk dried cat shit that Satan himself had regurgitated. FML

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On 07/24/2011 at 5:01pm - misc - by cadillacfrank - United States

TODAY, MY FRIEND SENT ME AN ONLINE MONEY TRANSFER. AFTER FORGETTING THE PASSWORD AN LOCKING MYSELF OUT OF MY ACCOUNT, I HAD TO PHONE UP THE BANK AN HAVE IT RESET. I WAS PROMPTED TO ANSWER THE SECURITY QUESTION,HICH WAS "WHAT,HAT?" I HAD TO SAY "IN THE BUTT." TO GET MY MONEY. FML

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On 06/14/2011 at 1:57pm - money - by notinthebutt (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I Finally Got Everything In Order To Ask Out The Girl Of My Dreams. I Bought Her A Gold Necklace, Engraved With Our Names, An With The Date On The Back. Everything Was Going Great Until She Got Sick An Had To Go Home. Now I'm Stuck With This Necklace With The Wrong Date. Real FML

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On 09/24/2010 at 12:53am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter!! I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do u have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing!! FML

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267 comments

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On 08/22/2010 at 2:58am - kids - by Bailey - United States (Nebraska)

Today , I was outside , peeing on a cactus. Then all of a sudden my dog jumped on my back , knocking me into the cactus. mega FML

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131 comments

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On 11/24/2009 at 12:11pm - animals - by yomamma787 - United States (New Mexico)

Today I thought mah boyfriend of 6 yeres was going to propose to me!! We're highschool sweetherets and he was mah frst!! Just when he was looking into mah eyes he says ( I've been seieng someone else for 2 yeres and I'm choosing her over you..!! it was a tough decision )!! real FML

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109 comments

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On 07/06/2009 at 7:27pm - love - by imaloser (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Yesterday I'm Eading Towards Ma Car Clutcing A Bunc Of Flowers Fir Ma Grlfriend, Wen Along Comes A Sweet Old Lady Wo Says: "it's Not Flowers Se Wants, It's Some Lovin'!". Te Elderly Sure Aren't Wat Tey Used To Be. FML

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On 12/04/2008 at 6:16am - misc - by DarkPhoenix - Sent from mobile version



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