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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 2 March 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 416
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About NotSuchAFunTime : I'm Kate and that's really all you need to know.

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Today, I found my truck broken into. Whoever broke in ripped my dash apart, and the stupid idiot couldn't get the radio out. So now I have a trashed truck interior, and the moron has nothing to show for it. He did leave behind his Subway wrapper though. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22704) - you deserved it (1948)

On 08/23/2011 at 2:42am - misc - by Nick (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was dared to eat durian. With my reputation hanging in the balance, I bought one. Only after I opened it did I realize the extent of the dare. It smelled and tasted like dried cat shit that Satan himself had regurgitated. FML

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363 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10411) - you deserved it (32039)

On 07/24/2011 at 5:01pm - misc - by cadillacfrank - United States

Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML

#16661334
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12620) - you deserved it (57842)

On 06/14/2011 at 1:57pm - money - by notinthebutt (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I finally got everything in order to ask out the girl of my dreams. I bought her a gold necklace, engraved with our names, and with the date on the back. Everything was going great until she got sick and had to go home. Now I'm stuck with this necklace with the wrong date. FML

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276 comments

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On 09/24/2010 at 12:53am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML

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262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41706) - you deserved it (12559)

On 08/22/2010 at 2:58am - kids - by Bailey - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was outside, peeing on a cactus. Then all of a sudden my dog jumped on my back, knocking me into the cactus. FML

#6435507
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11882) - you deserved it (48277)

On 11/24/2009 at 12:11pm - animals - by yomamma787 - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I thought my boyfriend of 6 years was going to propose to me. We're highschool sweethearts and he was my first. Just when he was looking into my eyes he says, " I've been seeing someone else for 2 years and I'm choosing her over you... it was a tough decision". FML

#3533001
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65637) - you deserved it (3693)

On 07/06/2009 at 7:27pm - love - by imaloser (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I'm heading towards my car clutching a bunch of flowers for my girlfriend, when along comes a sweet old lady who says: "it's not flowers she wants, it's some lovin'!". The elderly sure aren't what they used to be. FML

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24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22122) - you deserved it (3051)

On 12/04/2008 at 6:16am - misc - by DarkPhoenix - Sent from mobile version



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