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About NotAPrincess : Hi. You should message me... If you want to. I don't really know what to put here, so....

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Today, my French wife chose the name of our unborn baby girl. She wants to call her Fanny and won't change her mind. FML


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On 01/03/2014 at 6:03am - kids - by noway (man) - France (Pays de la Loire)

Today, I flipped out when I saw a centipede. I screamed, very loudly and in a very high voice. My girlfriend came into the room, stomped on it, picked it up and threw it in the trashcan. I apologized to her for the scene and all she said was, "I'm used to it." FML


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