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About Nordrag : I'm josh. hi. I play video games. i tried to play them professionally for a while, but it's not worth it. turning something you love that is used for stress relief into a job that no longer has any fun to it just isn't worth it to me. I also waste significantly more time than you do on Netflix. trust me, you can't compete with me. If you like talking to weird losers you can kik me at nordrag.
One of the coolest things I've done is that i got to travel to New York to meet a friend i met on here. it's amazing, you never know where you'll meet awesome friends.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
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Today, for our anniversary, I had made a small treasure hunt for my boyfriend, tying roses with notes of poetry to lampposts across campus to lead him to where we would have a romantic dinner. He couldn't find it because people had stolen the roses, or simply ripped them to pieces and thrown them away. FML
Today, I learned that, when you ask your girlfriend "Do you think we're having sex too often?" she might interpret it as, "I don't think we should have sex ever again," and entirely stop talking to you. FML
Today, I woke up to a strange noise. I looked over to see my drunk husband standing at the dresser. I asked him what he was doing. "Peeing." I asked him, "In the sock drawer?" There was a pause. "Am I peeing in the wrong drawer?" FML
Friday 27 November 2015