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Nordrag

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 October 1993 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 935
  • Number of comments : 210
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About Nordrag : Hello. I'm josh. This is a profile. where I have no idea what to put so I change it rather often. I honestly don't know why I mess with it... I guess I figure that I creep on everyone's profiles and read everything there that maybe someone will take the time to read this. if you like, you can try messaging me here or on kik at nordrag.

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Today, I woke up to a strange noise. I looked over to see my drunk husband standing at the dresser. I asked him what he was doing. "Peeing." I asked him, "In the sock drawer?" There was a pause. "Am I peeing in the wrong drawer?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50397) - you deserved it (4170)

On 07/13/2013 at 10:32am - misc - by speechless - United States (Indiana)



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