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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 October 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1058
  • Number of comments : 221
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

About Nordrag : Life is interesting isn't it? Sometimes you meet people in the weirdest places that mean so much to you.
Hi, I'm Josh. I have a general hate for the human race. I think we're all inherently shitty. Yet somehow i dread lonliness and constantly look for companionship despite my distaste for people in general. If you like, you can try messaging me here or on kik at nordrag, I don't bite, though I can be a bit of an asshole sometimes. So, yeah, fair warning and such. Talk to you soon.

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Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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Today, I had a garage sale, and had amongst my clothing a few sets of underwear. A old man came up and asked to buy all of them. I'm so poor, I couldn't say no to the pervert. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34229) - you deserved it (6956)

On 09/21/2014 at 2:23pm - money - by sickened (woman) - United Kingdom (Gateshead)

Today, I woke up to a strange noise. I looked over to see my drunk husband standing at the dresser. I asked him what he was doing. "Peeing." I asked him, "In the sock drawer?" There was a pause. "Am I peeing in the wrong drawer?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (50474) - you deserved it (4171)

On 07/13/2013 at 10:32am - misc - by speechless - United States (Indiana)

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