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Nordrag
  • Town/Country : Texarkana, America
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 October 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 748
  • Number of comments : 186
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About Nordrag : Hello there :) I'm Josh. I originally made this profile to leave comments, but that has evolved instead to just randomly changing this description. Not that anyone notices or cares. Desriptions are supposed to give you an idea of who I am, well... my life consists of, sleeping, eating, WoW, LoL, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Achievement Hunter, Supernatural, and work.. bam. that's it. That's me. The end.

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Today, I woke up to a strange noise. I looked over to see my drunk husband standing at the dresser. I asked him what he was doing. "Peeing." I asked him, "In the sock drawer?" There was a pause. "Am I peeing in the wrong drawer?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48745) - you deserved it (4019)

On 07/13/2013 at 10:32am - misc - by speechless - United States (Indiana)



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