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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 October 1993 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 874
  • Number of comments : 195
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About Nordrag : Hello random traveler of the internet. My name is Josh, and you have managed to stumble upon my profile. Now get the fuck out.

Still here? hmm. alright, but there's nothing worth while here. well... other than the kitten in the TARDIS. yeah, that shit is awesome.

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Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

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Nordrag's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up to a strange noise. I looked over to see my drunk husband standing at the dresser. I asked him what he was doing. "Peeing." I asked him, "In the sock drawer?" There was a pause. "Am I peeing in the wrong drawer?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (48892) - you deserved it (4028)

On 07/13/2013 at 10:32am - misc - by speechless - United States (Indiana)

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