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About Nordrag : Life is interesting isn't it? Sometimes you meet people in the weirdest places that mean so much to you.
Hi, I'm Josh. I have a general hate for the human race. I think we're all inherently shitty. Yet somehow i dread lonliness and constantly look for companionship despite my distaste for people in general. If you like, you can try messaging me here or on kik at nordrag, I don't bite, though I can be a bit of an asshole sometimes. So, yeah, fair warning and such. Talk to you soon.
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Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
Today, I woke up to a strange noise. I looked over to see my drunk husband standing at the dresser. I asked him what he was doing. "Peeing." I asked him, "In the sock drawer?" There was a pause. "Am I peeing in the wrong drawer?" FML
Friday 17 October 2014