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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 October 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1419
  • Number of comments : 229
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 18 posted

About Nordrag : I just traveled halfway across the country to visit my friend who i met on this site. If you don't think that's the coolest shit i don't know what is.

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Liked!<b>BloodyDemon</b> - yesterday at 10:02pm<b>emmatheamazingx</b> - the 01/11/2015 at 9:41pm<b>kinzopinzi</b> - the 12/01/2014 at 7:36pm<b>idiotgenius</b> - the 11/23/2014 at 8:24pm<b>Mymori</b> - the 11/22/2014 at 7:45am<b>teapotrevolt</b> - the 11/05/2014 at 2:34pm<b>JuzReading</b> - the 10/31/2014 at 8:53am<b>dylanger16</b> - the 10/11/2014 at 1:33am<b>StormGirl142</b> - the 10/04/2014 at 9:38pm<b>Agnesia</b> - the 10/03/2014 at 3:36pm<b>Rinat</b> - the 10/03/2014 at 12:37pm<b>Black_Ink</b> - the 09/27/2014 at 3:21pm<b>DarksideDoll</b> - the 09/25/2014 at 5:08am

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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Nordrag's favorite FMLs

Today, I had a garage sale, and had amongst my clothing a few sets of underwear. A old man came up and asked to buy all of them. I'm so poor, I couldn't say no to the pervert. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34441) - you deserved it (6984)

On 09/21/2014 at 2:23pm - money - by sickened (woman) - United Kingdom (Gateshead)

Today, I woke up to a strange noise. I looked over to see my drunk husband standing at the dresser. I asked him what he was doing. "Peeing." I asked him, "In the sock drawer?" There was a pause. "Am I peeing in the wrong drawer?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (51298) - you deserved it (4235)

On 07/13/2013 at 10:32am - misc - by speechless - United States (Indiana)

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