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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 October 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1988
  • Number of comments : 239
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 23 posted

About Nordrag : I'm josh. hi. I play video games. i tried to play them professionally for a while, but it's not worth it. turning something you love that is used for stress relief into a job that no longer has any fun to it just isn't worth it to me. I also waste significantly more time than you do on Netflix. trust me, you can't compete with me. If you like talking to weird losers you can kik me at nordrag.

One of the coolest things I've done is that i got to travel to New York to meet a friend i met on here. it's amazing, you never know where you'll meet awesome friends.

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Today, for our anniversary, I had made a small treasure hunt for my boyfriend, tying roses with notes of poetry to lampposts across campus to lead him to where we would have a romantic dinner. He couldn't find it because people had stolen the roses, or simply ripped them to pieces and thrown them away. FML


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On 05/29/2015 at 9:04am - love - by Headless (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I learned that, when you ask your girlfriend "Do you think we're having sex too often?" she might interpret it as, "I don't think we should have sex ever again," and entirely stop talking to you. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27233) - you deserved it (12859)

On 04/24/2015 at 7:38am - intimacy - by Sexless from Texas - United States (Texas)

Today, I had a garage sale, and had amongst my clothing a few sets of underwear. A old man came up and asked to buy all of them. I'm so poor, I couldn't say no to the pervert. FML


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On 09/21/2014 at 2:23pm - money - by sickened (woman) - United Kingdom (Gateshead)

Today, I woke up to a strange noise. I looked over to see my drunk husband standing at the dresser. I asked him what he was doing. "Peeing." I asked him, "In the sock drawer?" There was a pause. "Am I peeing in the wrong drawer?" FML


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On 07/13/2013 at 10:32am - misc - by speechless - United States (Indiana)

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