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About Nordrag : I just traveled halfway across the country to visit my friend who i met on this site. If you don't think that's the coolest shit i don't know what is.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
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Today, I woke up to a strange noise. I looked over to see my drunk husband standing at the dresser. I asked him what he was doing. "Peeing." I asked him, "In the sock drawer?" There was a pause. "Am I peeing in the wrong drawer?" FML
Friday 17 April 2015