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About Nordrag : Hello random traveler of the internet. My name is Josh, and you have managed to stumble upon my profile. Now get the fuck out.
Still here? hmm. alright, but there's nothing worth while here. well... other than the kitten in the TARDIS. yeah, that shit is awesome.
Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
An insomniac or a creature of the dark
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.
Today, I woke up to a strange noise. I looked over to see my drunk husband standing at the dresser. I asked him what he was doing. "Peeing." I asked him, "In the sock drawer?" There was a pause. "Am I peeing in the wrong drawer?" FML
Tuesday 22 July 2014