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  • Town/Country : Your mom's House, Your Dad's house
  • Title : Mr
  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 June 1994 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 3296
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, in the midst of foreplay, this girl tells me I am so hot, I respond "Ditto." She heatedly responds "I love ditto," to which I suavely reply "I didn't know you were into Pokemon. That may make you even sexier." She knows nothing about Pokemon, but I sure know how to kill the mood. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10121) - you totally deserved it (46874)

On 07/23/2009 at 2:42am - intimacy - by MitchFail (man) - United States

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