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Nocturna
  • Town/Country : Belfast
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 26 January 1987 (25 years)
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Today, my boyfriend decided to name his penis "Jesus". For the last two hours he's been continuously asking if I "want to be touched by Jesus" or will I "let Jesus in to spread his warmth." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12631) - you deserved it (3286)

On 02/11/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by syl - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I saw a video of me last night, hammered, climbing my wardrobe screaming "I WANT TO GO TO NARNIA" naked. FML

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