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NoOneCaresReally
  • Town/Country : Lincolnshire, England
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 5 September 1996 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 463
  • Number of comments : 58
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About NoOneCaresReally : I'm sixteen and NOT pregnant, you proud of me?

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Today, my friends switched my mom and my girlfriend's numbers in my phone. I sexted my mom. FML

#19682048
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25555) - you deserved it (6301)

On 05/26/2012 at 3:15am - intimacy - by ilovemymomma - United States (Texas)

Today, my friends switched my mom and my girlfriend's numbers in my phone. I sexted my mom. FML

#19682048
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I agree, your life sucks (25555) - you deserved it (6301)

On 05/26/2012 at 3:15am - intimacy - by ilovemymomma - United States (Texas)

Today, after weeks, I've finally reached my goal and lost 10 lbs. My sister got jealous about me losing weight, and told my parents and coworkers that I'm anorexic. Hello, intervention. FML

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On 07/01/2011 at 1:56am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (462033) - you deserved it (573949)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)



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