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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 February 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 109
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37842) - you deserved it (6050)

On 02/27/2013 at 8:49am - misc - by anony (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my brother was arrested for starting a fistfight at a funeral. He didn't even know the deceased; he's just been crashing funerals recently, hoping to hook up with mourners. I'm not sure who's more pathetic: him for doing such a thing, or me for bailing his fucking dumb arse out of jail. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29535) - you deserved it (6917)

On 02/16/2013 at 1:03pm - money - by an idiot (man) - Australia



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