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Today, an extremely attractive woman from FedEx came to deliver my new phone. I was wearing athletic shorts and had an erection. She looked down and laughed. FML

#4680199
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41079) - you deserved it (18663)

On 08/20/2009 at 11:55am - intimacy - by littleguy (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I received a text from my girlfriend to break up with me. I was upset. One minute later another text from her said "sorry, wrong person." FML

#4618484
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66068) - you deserved it (3547)

On 08/18/2009 at 1:06am - misc - by Anonymous - Kazakhstan (Almaty)

Today, I was shopping at COSTCO for a romantic evening with my girlfriend, I bought some flowers, dinner and a super pack of condoms, At the register behind me I heard somebody say "Good thing my daughter has a responsible boyfriend." It was my girlfriend's father. FML

#3969079
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54883) - you deserved it (9338)

On 07/23/2009 at 1:23am - love - by costcocondoms (man) - Mexico (Baja California)

Today, I spent 3 hours washing my hands to get the pony out of the soap bar. I'm 16. FML

#3297197
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12974) - you deserved it (53812)

On 06/28/2009 at 3:23am - misc - by Soapy (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, My boyfriend gave me a gift card for $32 to a local salon. I thought the amount was kind of random, but when I went in I saw that the bikini wax was $32. FML

#66686
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43522) - you deserved it (13578)

On 02/18/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by nadalada (woman) - United States (Washington)



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