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Today, an extremely attractive woman from FedEx came to deliver my new phone. I was wearing athletic shorts and had an erection. She looked down and laughed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31287) - you deserved it (2017)

On 08/20/2009 at 11:55am - intimacy - by littleguy (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I received a text from my girlfriend to break up with me. I was upset. One minute later another text from her said "sorry, wrong person." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54196) - you deserved it (2376)

On 08/18/2009 at 1:06am - misc - by Anonymous - Kazakhstan (Almaty)

Today, I was shopping at COSTCO for a romantic evening with my girlfriend, I bought some flowers, dinner and a super pack of condoms, At the register behind me I heard somebody say "Good thing my daughter has a responsible boyfriend." It was my girlfriend's father. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42839) - you deserved it (6675)

On 07/23/2009 at 1:23am - love - by costcocondoms (man) - Mexico (Baja California)

Today, at work, a woman came up to the counter and asked if we made sweet and sour chicken. Before I could answer, she told me a really long recipe and said "I expect to see this on the menu next time I come in, or I will complain to the manager about your lousy work ethic". I work at Starbucks. FML

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On 07/05/2009 at 1:21am - work - by Barista (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I spent 3 hours washing my hands to get the pony out of the soap bar. I'm 16. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9085) - you deserved it (38504)

On 06/28/2009 at 3:23am - misc - by Soapy (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, My boyfriend gave me a gift card for $32 to a local salon. I thought the amount was kind of random, but when I went in I saw that the bikini wax was $32. FML

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On 02/18/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by nadalada (woman) - United States (Washington)



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