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  • Number of visits : 18401
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About NoMercy : I can't tell you anything about me because my awesomeness would wreck your shit.

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Today, I was enjoying some much needed serenity while I ate lunch in an empty park. To my surprise, an older, clean cut man in a suit sits on the bench next to me. Without saying a word, he unleashes the most foul of farts I've ever witnessed, gets up, gives me a nod and leaves. FML

#2932416
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77750) - you deserved it (5822)

On 06/16/2009 at 2:15am - misc - by Tim (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I rode my bike to work. While biking on the road, I gave a hand signal for turning left. A car passing the opposite way veered towards me and attempted to give me a high five. I now have cuts all over my body and my bike is in two pieces. FML

#2925389
299 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86135) - you deserved it (5974)

On 06/15/2009 at 10:13pm - misc - by Shaun (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I asked a girl out and made plans to go see a movie. About 5 minutes in, I made a move to put my arm around her and smashed her in the face. FML

#2733266
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20660) - you deserved it (45592)

On 06/09/2009 at 1:45am - love - by Ryan746 (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I got hypnotized at my school's variety show. Apparently, when asked to do something I enjoy doing, I began to violently hump the floor. FML

#2722142
273 comments

I agree, your life sucks (89811) - you deserved it (21999)

On 06/08/2009 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by OhGeez (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I got prostate examination for the first time. Now I can't decide what's worse, the fact that I got a boner when the doc inserted his finger, or the fact that my wife told the story to pretty much everybody we know. FML

#2715001
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71172) - you deserved it (6829)

On 06/08/2009 at 9:48am - intimacy - by prostate (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML

#2532710
1184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (93374) - you deserved it (243477)

On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)



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