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NoKittyMyPotPie
  • Town/Country : Los Angeles, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 February 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 668
  • Number of comments : 102
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About NoKittyMyPotPie : I don't care about your feelings. I like computers and music. I'm currently in school for computer engineering.

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Today, while going for a run in my neighbourhood I was hit by a car not once, but twice. The second car, closely following the first, stopped and then drove forward to see if I was all right. FML

#2071358
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40016) - you deserved it (1974)

On 05/19/2009 at 1:17am - health - by OUCH (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was walking to class with my roommate. She didn't notice the car coming up behind her because her headphones were in. As I pulled her out of the way, she thought I was goofing around and shoved me back... in front of the car. I got hit and rolled off the hood. FML

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179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (94849) - you deserved it (3727)

On 05/07/2009 at 3:11pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Italy (Toscana)

Today, is my mothers birthday. I decided to take her out to lunch. On the way there, we had a car accident. It was my fault. For my mothers birthday I gave her: 3 broken ribs. FML

#1688990
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40782) - you deserved it (12407)

On 05/06/2009 at 11:47am - health - by FortuneFaded (man) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, I donated blood for the first time, and all the nurses kept complimenting on how good my veins were. That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me in the past 2 months. FML

#1614849
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44959) - you deserved it (3567)

On 05/04/2009 at 12:40am - health - by lsta (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. My husband and I have been trying to have a baby for a while, and I was very excited to tell him the news. When I opened his office planning to surprise him with the news, I saw him making out with a man. FML

#1104891
442 comments

I agree, your life sucks (390733) - you deserved it (22110)

On 04/19/2009 at 12:05am - intimacy - by soontobedivorced (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, at the supermarket everybody was staring at me. After ten minutes, I realized that my umbrella was still open. FML

#708
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9673) - you deserved it (9688)

On 01/05/2009 at 5:45am - misc - by didi - Sent from mobile version



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