About NoKittyMyPotPie : I don't care about your feelings. I like computers and music. I'm currently in school for computer engineering.
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by OUCH / 05/19/2009 at 1:17am / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation
Today, I was walking to class with my roommate. She didn't notice the car coming up behind her because her headphones were in. As I pulled her out of the way, she thought I was goofing around and shoved me back... in front of the car. I got hit and rolled off the hood. FML
by Anonymous / 05/07/2009 at 3:11pm / Italy (Toscana) / Health
by FortuneFaded / 05/06/2009 at 11:47am / South Africa (Gauteng) / Health
by lsta / 05/04/2009 at 12:40am / United States (California) / Health
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. My husband and I have been trying to have a baby for a while, and I was very excited to tell him the news. When I opened his office planning to surprise him with the news, I saw him making out with a man. FML
by soontobedivorced / 04/19/2009 at 12:05am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…