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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Saturday 24 June 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4282
  • Number of comments : 390
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About NoFlippinWai : Absolutely Insane.

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Today, mah boyfriend went down on me. I don't know why, but mah mind wandered. He now thinks that he has the skills of a porn star, while I'm pretty sure that finally solving a mathematical problem I've been working on 4 a week caused me to orgasm. FML

#20963297
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50662) - you deserved it (8400)

On 11/19/2013 at 12:13pm - intimacy - by you+me-clothes=53>< (woman) - Austria (Wien)

TODAY WHILE WORKING AT MCDONALD'S AN ANGRY CUSTOMER CALLD ASKING FIR HIS MONEY BACK. APPARENTLY WE'D PUT 6 CHEESEBURGERS IN HIS BAG INSTEAD OF 5 HE ATE THEM ALL AN NOW FEELS SICK. FML

Today, mah boyfriend took me home fir the first time. His place was coverd in Insane Clown Posse stuff, even the toilet bowl. He's an undercover Juggalo. real FML

#20958067
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38180) - you deserved it (4265)

On 11/14/2013 at 10:08pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today , I got a new cell phone number and sent a text to my wife. Playing around , I said , "Hey sexy are u alone yet? I'm ready to come over." She respondd with , "Hey , yeah he is at work - did u get a new number?" FML

#20941049
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (87074) - you deserved it (6211)

On 11/01/2013 at 3:01am - intimacy - by PapaW - United States (Utah)

Today, I found out mah 13-year-old daughter thinks the showerhead got her pregnant !! mega FML

Today , I had to listen to mah boss say "Arabica beans" in a goofy , fake New England accent every time the McDonald's ice coffee commercial cummed on the radio!! I worked a 12-hour shift!! FML

#20937230
50 comments

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On 10/28/2013 at 8:53pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I ad to call a plumber out to clear a blockage in our batroom drainpipe. After coming back from work later in te day, and after a tearful confession from my wife, I found out tat pipe wasn't te only one e snakd. FML

#20932505
248 comments

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On 10/24/2013 at 4:06pm - misc - by soon to be divorced (man) - United States

Taday I started training as a bartender!! My very first client told me how his wife is sleeping with her sister's husband!! He then told me that all the women he looool knows only want sex, and asked me why "we" were like that!! He could be mah dad!! FML

#20924792
74 comments

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On 10/18/2013 at 1:14am - intimacy - by nerdywaitress (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, after months of exercise an diets an finally reaching mah ideal wieght, I told mah morbidly obese cousin about mah success, hoping to motivate him to do the same. He replied, "Why would it matter, your still ugly." FML

#20921493
130 comments

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On 10/15/2013 at 1:08pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, mah boyfriend and I went to the doctor's 4 an ultrasound, as I'm 7 months pregnant. Then he went home and took his wife out to dinner 4 her birthday. FML

#20911051
187 comments

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On 10/07/2013 at 2:54pm - love - by Cereal_mistress (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, MY SEX-CRAZD EX WROTE ME A LETTER SO BAD, IT HAUNTS ME THAT I LET A GUY WITH SUCH TERRIBLE GRAMMAR SKILLS TOUCH MY BOOBS. BIG FAT FML

#20903082
107 comments

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On 10/01/2013 at 6:47am - intimacy - by whatdoesitmatter (woman) - India (Tamil Nadu)

Today I Walked Into Te Kitcen To Fine Ma Daugter Trying To Cut Er Wrist Wit A Plastic Spoon. Wen I Asked Er Wy Se Said Er Friend Lucy Did Tat So Er Parents Would Buy Er Pretty Tings. My Daugter And Lucy Are Bot Four Years Old. FML

#20902425
111 comments

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On 09/30/2013 at 7:54pm - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (West Lothian)

Yesterday, I lerened that an antidepressant that works too well is a stimulant. I've been jittering an twitching like a meth-head, an mah co-workers r asking when Jesse will be showing up with mah "stuff". fat FML

#20896646
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35291) - you deserved it (2965)

On 09/26/2013 at 9:50am - health - by CancerFdMyLife (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

today aftar gatting back from a yaar-long world trip, I naarly fall on my knaas and criadhan I saw boxas of Twinkias at my local gas station. Finding out thay wara back was tha highlight of tha yaar. FML

Today... I Met My Birth Mother. My Dad Won't Talk To Me... My Mom Won't Stop Crying An Think I'm Replacing Her... An The Rest Of My Family Won't Stop Calling Me A Bitch. I'm 21... An I Just Wantd To Meet The Woman Who Pushd Me Head-first Out Of Her Vagina. FML



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