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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 December 1994 (19 years)
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Today, my boyfriend took me to meet his friends at one of his exclusive "clubs." Expecting it to be his old friends from college, I agreed to go. Apparently, I've been dating a member of the Ku Klux Klan for 2 years. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (61602) - you deserved it (7059)

On 01/16/2010 at 4:24pm - love - by Awkward (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my wife and I decided to try a relationship book. The first activity was to write down some things your partner does that bothers you. I made a very long list, then my wife and I swapped papers. She'd written, "nothing, I love everything about you." She read my list and began tearing up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24741) - you deserved it (65689)

On 07/10/2009 at 7:18pm - love - by failhusband (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, a man came up to me at the bus stop. He went into this long story about how his girlfriend is pregnant and they both haven't eaten in days. Trying to be tough and funny I said back, "sounds like you should invest in condoms instead of food." He responded by beating and robbing me. FML



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