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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 15 June 1992 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 369
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Nitro_Toast : Music is my life. I am constantly writing and playing it through my bass guitar. I enjoy a good book long walks on the beach, and other generic hooblah. My shenanagins never end. Hit me up on facebook if ya wanna get to know me.

-Josh Murray

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