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  • Town/Country : Bonney Lake, Wa, United States of Zombieland
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 15 June 1992 (21 years)
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About Nitro_Toast : Music is my life. I am constantly writing and playing it through my bass guitar. I enjoy a good book long walks on the beach, and other generic hooblah. My shenanagins never end. Hit me up on facebook if ya wanna get to know me.

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