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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 8 September 1992 (22 years)
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TADAY I CELEBRATD MAH BIRTHDAY WITH A FEW FRIENDS AT HOME. AS I BENT DOWN OVER MAH CAKE... MAH FRIEND PUSHD MAH FACE INTO IT. THE BAKER SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME SHE PUT IN A STICK TO SUPPORT THE CAKE. FML

#15914816
140 comments

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On 04/25/2011 at 1:01am - misc - by Mr. Headshot -

Yesterday.. . I Was On A Three Hour Flight To Los Angele 4 A Corporate Meeting . The Woman Next To Me Instantly Fell Asleep And Snored Louder Than A Freight Train...hile The Kid Behind Me Made A Hobby Of Thashing My Seat From Behind . When I Peered Over And Asked Him To Stop.. . He Spat In My Face . FML

#15887024
128 comments

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On 04/22/2011 at 2:43pm - work - by Ashleigh - United States (Connecticut)

Today, at work, I spent half an hour trying to convince an elderly customer that no, I wasn't a messenger sent by the devil to take her soul to hell . FML

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On 04/20/2011 at 10:15am - work - by rawr -

Today, I told son that his grades r dropping an his behavior is getting out of hand. To which he replid, "Yeah, so is yur weight." FML

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333 comments

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On 04/19/2011 at 2:38am - kids - by randa -

Today, I had to take a mandatory drug test with the doctor present. Nervous, I couldn't get myself to pee in the cup right away. When I finally did, I couldn't stop myself from overfilling the cup and getting pee all over myself. FML

#15811020
106 comments

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On 04/16/2011 at 6:20pm - health - by overflowing - United States (Texas)

looool 2day while relaxing in the kitchen drinking coffee, mah dad suddenly rushed in, knocking me over an causing me to spill boiling hot coffee all over myself. Then, mah dad thought it would be a good idea to grab the sprayer from the sink an douse me with cold water in order to "put me out." big fat FML

#15805377
112 comments

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On 04/16/2011 at 8:46am - misc - by inalotofpain (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, after receiving the third call this week from teachers about son falling asleep in class, I decided that it would be a good idea to hide his Xbox controllers. He decided it would be a good idea to hide diabetes medication. FML

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On 04/16/2011 at 8:35am - health - by bbedlock (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Taday I ran a red light in front of a cop and got pulled over . My friend thought it would be funny to throw a knife in my lap and scream ( Help me officer, he looool has a knife! ) FML

#15773415
142 comments

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On 04/13/2011 at 6:57pm - misc - by FrOsTy25 -

Today at 6am I was waiting fir the tram to go home from my late night job. A homeles man cummed up to me and offered to buy me a beer because "guys like us have to stick together." FML

#15754863
139 comments

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On 04/12/2011 at 12:02pm - misc - by ihaveahome (man) - Czech Republic (Hlavni mesto Praha)

Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking!! He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted!! FML

#15748072
104 comments

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On 04/11/2011 at 11:07pm - health - by ILiveWithMorons (man) - United States (Virginia)

2day I realized that mah boyfriend does not stop by mah apartment to give me a kiss between classes. He is actually stopping by between his classes to steal mah condoms because he is too cheap to pay for them when he cheats on me. FML

#15740141
156 comments

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On 04/11/2011 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Carmen - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, a stoned man looool tried to break into house. Naked. FML

#15719480
178 comments

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On 04/10/2011 at 2:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today.. . I finally confessed mah feelings to mah long time crush . He was the only one I've been able to muster up the courage to open up to . He replied "lmao" and hasn't texted back since . FML

#15700119
195 comments

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On 04/08/2011 at 9:39pm - love - by notfunny - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was making love to mah wife from behind. As we both reached climax at the same time, she threw her head back in ecstasy just as I buckled forward with pleasure. We slammed our heads together, effectively ending our orgasms. FML

#15636235
231 comments

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On 04/04/2011 at 2:29pm - intimacy - by Abyssal (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I ad diarrea in a public batroom. Wen I was finisd, I noticd tat someone ad pissd all over te toilet paper. FML

#15630869
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On 04/04/2011 at 1:26am - health - by Anonymous -



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