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by Maddie110110 / 06/07/2011 at 12:43am / United States (Texas) / Love
by KillMeNow / 06/06/2011 at 2:27am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, while driving with my three year old, I was showing her the different kinds of birds. I pointed out a bright red cardinal perched in a row of hedges. She squealed as it took flight, so happy to see such a brightly colored birdie fly. Until it hit my windshield. FML
by Whoops / 06/05/2011 at 9:44pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
by Loveless / 06/05/2011 at 8:23am / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
by dumped / 06/05/2011 at 1:17am / United States (Utah) / Love
by longlostkid556 / 06/05/2011 at 12:14am / United States (California) / Love
Today, at my job as a lifeguard, the kids in the pool decided to start a new game. The game involved spreading out to different parts of the pool and pretending to be drowning at the same time. Whoever was "saved" first, won. FML
by zain / 06/04/2011 at 2:15am / United States (Texas) / Work
by meyo555 / 06/02/2011 at 5:45am / United States (Nebraska) / Health
Today, I finally found out what that weird smell in my apartment was. My ex-boyfriend had been breaking into my apartment and hiding rotting fruit all over the place. I found this out when a ceiling panel fell and a swarm of fruit flies attacked me. FML
by thiswouldonlyhappentome / 05/30/2011 at 8:33pm / Aruba / Animals
by Username / 05/25/2011 at 12:06pm / United States (California) / Love
by asnolt / 05/24/2011 at 6:29pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by quickfingers100 / 05/22/2011 at 5:31am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
by no one / 05/21/2011 at 5:07am / United States (Alaska) / Intimacy
- Today, it started pouring while I was in the middle of a pizza delivery. I had to stand out in the… Today, my girlfriend took off my pants for the first time. She was more impressed by the pattern on… Today, I asked my husband to try a little foreplay for once, instead of just rushing into sex. His…