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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 8 September 1992 (21 years)
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About Niqhtware : I like turtles.

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Today, I had to sit on the bus next to a creepy guy. He began pestering me with overly-sexual statements, and finally I told him I had a boyfriend. He responded with "Tell me his name so I can track him down, kill him, and hopefully take his place." FML

#18004250
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43845) - you deserved it (3586)

On 10/17/2011 at 1:44am - intimacy - by pokeballbra - United States (Texas)

Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer, I was ecstatic. Later, when I was in the shower, my brother snuck in the bathroom, yelled "Napalm strike!" and threw our cat over the shower curtain like a furry grenade from hell. FML

#17981940
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44841) - you deserved it (5030)

On 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm - kids - by MLGreco - United States

Today, my brother in law got into a fight with my husband. My pregnant sister was yelling at her husband to stop beating my husband up. When I came into the room, I asked why they were fighting. You'll never guess who the real father of my sister's baby is. FML

#17977094
272 comments

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On 10/13/2011 at 7:20pm - love - by Good sister (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML

#17934010
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57282) - you deserved it (3648)

On 10/08/2011 at 9:04am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, while at work being a waitress, this lady came in and requested to sit in the section I was waitressing. She held up a $100 bill and told me that if I was attentive to her needs, she would leave me a $100 tip. Excited, I waited on her hand and foot. She dined and dashed. FML

#17894679
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39919) - you deserved it (4950)

On 10/03/2011 at 9:05am - work - by moodyreallyrocks - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML

#17880636
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37078) - you deserved it (2361)

On 10/01/2011 at 7:03pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my professor snapped and told me that I know nothing, that everything I've ever learned is wrong, and that all of my former teachers should be shot. FML

#17804951
165 comments

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On 09/22/2011 at 2:36pm - misc - by failure (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML

#17779717
425 comments

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On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my friends and I ran through a flock of resting seagulls. The birds took to the skies and chased after us, covering us in shit. FML

#17773363
116 comments

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On 09/18/2011 at 4:17pm - animals - by shithead (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on my head, laughed hysterically, and ran off screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML

#17737717
166 comments

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On 09/13/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by unicorn - United States (Georgia)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML

#17657733
206 comments

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On 09/04/2011 at 12:08am - intimacy - by May - United States (New York)

Today, I found my husband Googling Morse Code. He thinks his farts are trying to communicate with him. FML

#17611865
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30234) - you deserved it (3409)

On 08/29/2011 at 11:38am - health - by KJL - United States

Today, my grandpa told me what he'd do if he was president. I sat there for 30 minutes listening to how he'd get rid of prisons, send all the prisoners to a desert for 5 years and give them a gun to fight over. And then he'd surgically attach child molesters' penises to their foreheads. FML

#17556947
403 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30116) - you deserved it (5650)

On 08/23/2011 at 10:46am - intimacy - by Andrew (man) - United States

Today, while riding in the car with my mother, we got into an argument, at which point she pulled the vehicle over, took the key out of the ignition and used it to turn off the passenger airbag. She then continued driving in silence. FML

#17526290
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33228) - you deserved it (4471)

On 08/20/2011 at 2:23am - misc - by W1D0 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I walked in on my parents discussing how to kill our cat, and how to make it look like an accident. FML

#17508595
231 comments

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On 08/18/2011 at 9:38am - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Bexley)



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