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Today, I walked in on my daughter trying to blow-dry the sweat off her armpits instead of showering. FML

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96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23511) - you deserved it (2737)

On 04/12/2012 at 8:51am - misc - by crazydaughter - Egypt

Today, I got whiplash from sneezing. FML

#19448000
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17693) - you deserved it (2653)

On 04/11/2012 at 3:04am - health - by kissrocks4 - United States (California)

Today, my mom looked through my browser history and saw Chatroulette. She thought I'd gotten into online gambling, and wouldn't believe me when I explained what it really was. After I insisted on showing her, the first chat window to open contained cocks as far as the eye could see. FML

#16488839
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21546) - you deserved it (37954)

On 06/03/2011 at 8:41pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML

#15791793
98 comments

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On 04/15/2011 at 1:47am - misc - by HWS - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I went on a double date with my bestfriend. At the end of the night, her boyfriend gave her a long kiss, and texted her 5 minutes after we left to say he missed her already. My boyfriend picked his nose, then gave me a fist bump as a goodbye. FML

#12698820
213 comments

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On 08/23/2010 at 7:40am - love - by Sara1990 (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was riding the subway when a beautiful topless girl walked into my car and sat directly in front of me. Then, the train stopped abruptly and I banged my head. The girl was gone and I realized it had all been a dream. Then I realized I was supposed to get off 17 stops ago. FML

#12544003
177 comments

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On 08/15/2010 at 6:31pm - intimacy - by Peekaman (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was watching TV when a Toy Story 3 commercial came on. My Mom said, "Oh, I remember when I took you to see Toy Story. Now Andy's all grown up and so are you. The only difference is Andy is going to college and you're not." FML

#12463713
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On 08/11/2010 at 9:55pm - misc - by Chris (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out that if you fall asleep in church, people will think you're having a spiritual moment, and you'll wake up to ten people praying for you. FML

#12438687
164 comments

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On 08/10/2010 at 8:14pm - misc - by Zippermania9 (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He is the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML

#12438405
158 comments

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On 08/10/2010 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by verno02 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, there was a fire drill at my school. I was in the bathroom taking a dump, and if that wasn't bad enough, I got suspended for two days for 'improper procedure during a fire drill'. I didn't know you could get suspended for taking a dump. FML

#12424565
119 comments

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On 08/10/2010 at 1:19am - misc - by dammit (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my husband discovered that whispering anything in my ear will turn me on. He turned to me and whispered 'cheeseburger' in my ear. Unfortunately, I moaned. Now he now laughs about it with our roommate. FML

#12377816
161 comments

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On 08/07/2010 at 9:05pm - intimacy - by Indigo_Kitten (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my husband thought it'd be funny to trigger the alarm in the house while I was sleeping. Shocked, I ran outside naked. FML

#12364417
117 comments

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On 08/07/2010 at 1:21am - love - by Hunterxx (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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