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NinjaHarryPotter
  • Town/Country : Los Angeles, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 July 1991 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 484
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About NinjaHarryPotter : i am Harry Potter. i went to Hogwarts, i was on team Gryffindor, and i fought and killed Voldemort. what you dont know about me is that i am extremely attractive, i can turn into a llama whenever i want to, and i can shoot laser beams out my eyes. but the most important thing is that i am a ninja, fighting other ninjas with super awesome karate moves.
"there is no charge for awesomness, or attractiveness." -Po, from kung fu panda.

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Today, I was at the beach with friends and I fell asleep while I was tanning. When I woke up, everyone was laughing hysterically. I asked what was so funny, and one of my friends replies, "you farted so loud in your sleep that you woke yourself up." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39428) - you deserved it (5419)

On 08/11/2009 at 12:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my dad asked me to move a potted plant from one side of the yard to the other. It looked like a very heavy pot, so I heaved it up with all my might. Turns out it was one of those heavy-looking ones that are actually light plastic. I fell over backwards and dumped dirt into my mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33843) - you deserved it (12873)

On 06/04/2009 at 2:27am - misc - by ether10 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was working at my retail job. A customer stopped me on my way to break saying "someone" had broken a snow globe. She showed me where it was and I cleaned it up with her circling me. I finished and put the cleaning supplies away when I heard a 'crash' as the same woman dropped another snow globe. FML

#2582009 (133)

I agree, your life sucks (38529) - you deserved it (1245)

On 06/03/2009 at 9:35pm - misc - by kilo1_13 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, while taking a drug test for a volunteer job, I found out that I have a "shy bladder". It took me ages to pee into a cup. I was congratulated and clapped for by complete strangers when I finally left for taking a piss. FML

#2569917 (203)

I agree, your life sucks (32941) - you deserved it (2784)

On 06/03/2009 at 4:06pm - work - by peeepeee. - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was on a roller coaster and this 13 year old sitting next to me was completely terrified. To cheer him up, I threw my hands in the air. While my hands were up, we hit a curve and I elbowed him in the face, making him cry. FML

#2563326 (309)

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On 06/03/2009 at 11:16am - kids - by rollerSWEETness (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I came home from work when I heard people in my apartment. My apartment was supposed to be empty, so I entered ready to fight some thieves. I rushed in and hit the closest person to me before the lights switched on. It was a surprise party. I broke my girlfriend's cheek-bone. FML

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On 06/03/2009 at 10:15am - misc - by Kyokushin (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my mom told me I was worthless and could not do anything by myself. Determined to prove her wrong I attempted to install the AC that I had neglected to put in for the past month. While placing it on the window it fell through landing on her prized roses and breaking into pieces. FML

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On 06/03/2009 at 12:55am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML

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On 06/02/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by Higgs (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my boyfriend and parents went out to dinner. As we started the meal, my boyfriend proposed and the restaurant burst into applause. My mother said without hesitation and a large scowl, "If you say yes, I'm leaving." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (70836) - you deserved it (2246)

On 06/02/2009 at 8:06am - love - by ThanksMom (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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Today, I called Tech Support because the computer program wouldn't let me open files for my online classes. After an hour, and being walked through the downloading process multiple times. There was a pause and he said "You're a F*ing idiot." and hung up. It still won't work. FML

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On 06/02/2009 at 4:42am - misc - by holliefall (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I asked my mom if I could join my friends in getting lessons in self defense. My mom told me that I didn't need them because my face was a better weapon to repel anyone. FML

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On 06/01/2009 at 3:05am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - Korea Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)

Today, the girl I like came over to my house to watch a movie. We had seen pretty much every movie that I suggested, so we ended up watching The Lion King. I forgot how sad that movie is, because once Mufasa died I started bawling my eyes out. FML

#2456065 (304)

I agree, your life sucks (31623) - you deserved it (17603)

On 05/31/2009 at 2:46am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was watching Harry Potter. When all the students at Hogwarts started to clap at one point, I started clapping myself. FML

#2442795 (297)

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On 05/30/2009 at 7:48pm - misc - by whoahshloann (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was woken up at 2 in the morning by my phone ringing. As I groggily reached for it I managed to knock my fan onto my head, leaving a grate-shaped bruise. The best part? My phone wasn't ringing, I dreamed myself awake. FML

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On 05/27/2009 at 7:44am - misc - by GodDamnFan (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was on webcam with someone and the conversation died so I said "brb". I sat there for five minutes not realising I had left my webcam on. FML

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On 05/27/2009 at 3:11am - misc - by Arrgh (woman) - United Kingdom (London)