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Nimmrodel
  • Town/Country : England
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 January 1987 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 2341
  • Number of comments : 206
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Nimmrodel : I'm an English/Israeli cross breed this makes me defensive but also loud and arrogant at the same time. :)

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Today, I wound up in hospital because my boyfriend covered my face in fake gore while I was sleeping, to see if I was really as scared of blood as I claimed. Sure enough, when I saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror, I fainted, smashing my head against the counter on the way down. FML

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On 03/29/2011 at 7:58pm - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I heard the four most dreaded words known to man during my first time: "Is it in yet?" It was. FML

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On 03/29/2011 at 1:26pm - intimacy - by Johntheladdo (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I decided to mock a few stuck-up runners by effortlessly jumping over the track hurdles. The last one was the easiest. The easiest to crush my balls on, and twist my ankle up in the process. FML

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On 03/29/2011 at 2:50am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my three housemates got into a huge fight and ended up declaring their undying hatred for each other. They now refuse to talk to each other, and I've become their go-between. Yesterday, we signed the lease for another year in the house together. FML

#15528059
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On 03/28/2011 at 7:52am - misc - by screwedhousemate (woman) - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML

#15525656
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On 03/28/2011 at 1:56am - animals - by upliftmofo - Belgium

Today, to celebrate my older sister's 21st birthday, my parents forced me to take the night off work so we could all go to the casino. Not only is this coming out of my vacation, I wasn't old enough to enter the casino, so I had to sit in the car. FML

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On 03/25/2011 at 3:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got 2 creams for a skin condition. The one for my face says "Don't expose skin to sun after use of this product". The one for the rest of my body says "This product relies on exposure to the sun". In other words, I have to be outside as much as I can, naked and with a box on my head. FML

#15480042
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On 03/25/2011 at 8:22am - health - by FromNL (man) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, I was let go from my balloon-selling job at the zoo. They put a new monkey cage in my designated spot. I was literally fired so a monkey could take my place. FML

#15445630
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On 03/23/2011 at 7:50am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was driving home at night, and got into an accident. Someone had left a toilet in the middle of the road. I hit it. The toilet's fine, but my car now has a toilet-shaped dent in the front. FML

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On 03/22/2011 at 1:10pm - misc - by jballer - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my neighbors got a rooster. FML

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236 comments

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On 03/22/2011 at 3:23am - animals - by negin -

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

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On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)



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