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Nimmrodel

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Nimmrodel

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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3013
  • Number of comments : 219
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Nimmrodel : Im a pretty happy person most of the time.

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Today, at work, I spent half an hour trying to convince an elderly customer that no, I wasn't a messenger sent by the devil to take her soul to hell. FML

#15857597
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32938) - you deserved it (3161)

On 04/20/2011 at 10:15am - work - by rawr -

Today, I picked up on a telemarketer and started speaking in Portuguese. It turns out that this particular telemarketer spoke it as well. Every time I hung up, he called back. Telemarketers get really excited when they find out someone else speaks their language. FML

#15853054
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30396) - you deserved it (9646)

On 04/19/2011 at 11:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I watched Free Willy with my daughter. Later on she decided to free her 6 pet mice into the house. FML

#15838713
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27483) - you deserved it (7676)

On 04/18/2011 at 8:48pm - kids - by Jukka -

Today, I thought it would be funny to tickle my daughter's foot, which she hates. One bloody nose, multiple scratches and 4 toe-shaped bruises later, she's the one laughing. FML

#15831633
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10319) - you deserved it (52192)

On 04/18/2011 at 4:09am - kids - by B (man) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML

#15828645
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39121) - you deserved it (7541)

On 04/17/2011 at 11:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, the fire alarm went off in my dorm. Not only was it 30 degrees outside, but I was in the shower. FML

#15817809
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29675) - you deserved it (2901)

On 04/17/2011 at 3:25am - misc - by wellhellothere (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to an ewok from Star Wars. She says it's short, stubby, and fuzzy. Now she sings the Star Wars theme when we hang out. FML

#15817034
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42406) - you deserved it (8258)

On 04/17/2011 at 1:56am - intimacy - by rastafarimon (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, the only person to wish me a "Happy birthday" was the cop who pulled me over, as he handed me my ticket. FML

#15803681
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34353) - you deserved it (4395)

On 04/16/2011 at 2:11am - misc - by uncool (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I bumped into an old school friend. I'd heard she was pregnant so the first thing I did was congratulate her. Not only was she not pregnant, but the reason she managed to get so fat was because of comfort eating due to her miscarriage last month. FML

#15775724
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38130) - you deserved it (6603)

On 04/13/2011 at 9:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I freaked out when the remote wouldn't unlock my car. I stood in the rain trying to open the door. Unsure of what to do next, I called my boyfriend. He told me to "put the key in the door". I had forgotten about that option. FML

#15772637
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8532) - you deserved it (61314)

On 04/13/2011 at 5:44pm - misc - by andimanastudent (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was watching TV and started freaking out thinking I forgot to tell my boyfriend happy anniversary. I wrote him a text and after it sent, I realized the date is mine and my ex's anniversary date. FML

#15766023
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10196) - you deserved it (50770)

On 04/13/2011 at 2:15am - love - by Zebracat - United States

Today, the girl I was babysitting was being disrespectful to me, so I took away her stuffed animal and told her that she couldn't have it back until she apologized. She ended up sneaking onto my laptop and deleting all the pictures I'd saved from my recent vacation to Europe. FML

#15740418
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34687) - you deserved it (18522)

On 04/11/2011 at 1:23pm - kids - by Got_any_grapes1 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I realized that my boyfriend does not stop by my apartment to give me a kiss between classes. He is actually stopping by between his classes to steal my condoms because he is too cheap to pay for them when he cheats on me. FML

#15740141
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61149) - you deserved it (5105)

On 04/11/2011 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Carmen - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I bought myself a brand-new 52" flatscreen. It was only in my house for 2 hours before my toddler had a tantrum, threw a toy right into the screen and wrecked it beyond repair. I paid to have a nice TV for 2 hours. FML

#15739723
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34728) - you deserved it (8790)

On 04/11/2011 at 12:05pm - kids - by ac32 (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, we had a tornado warning and I told my parents I loved them, just in case. My dad just said "see you in Kansas". FML

#15733028
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24875) - you deserved it (7506)

On 04/10/2011 at 11:26pm - misc - by anonymous -



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