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Nimmrodel

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Nimmrodel

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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3106
  • Number of comments : 219
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Nimmrodel : Im a pretty happy person most of the time.

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Nimmrodel's favorite FMLs

Today, while buying groceries, I noticed that the lady in front of me had left a box behind. I grabbed the box and ran out the door after her. After turning around to find three employees chasing me, I noticed I had just stolen the donation box. FML

#15929536
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29471) - you deserved it (15431)

On 04/26/2011 at 12:45am - misc - by magicman - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was mugged. The guy mugging me was eating a banana. FML

#15917217
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32880) - you deserved it (6869)

On 04/25/2011 at 8:11am - misc - by wtfisthisworldcomingto -

Today, I shaved my head because I heard that one of my good friends got cancer. I went to visit her in the hospital. She's not bald. FML

#15907460
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18818) - you deserved it (54067)

On 04/24/2011 at 10:06am - health - by nohair (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my husband and I had the grand opening to our new winery. We had a big sign out front saying "FREE GRAPES", to try and get more people interested. People kept giving us dirty looks when passing. We later realized there was something covering the "G". FML

#15903380
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33500) - you deserved it (9594)

On 04/24/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML

#15896791
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32647) - you deserved it (22938)

On 04/23/2011 at 11:20am - kids - by parentof5 (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he wanted to hunt Easter eggs before we have sex. I'm glad he has his priorities straight. FML

#15896515
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30544) - you deserved it (9829)

On 04/23/2011 at 10:19am - intimacy - by Grrrr! - United States (Missouri)

Today, at 5:30 in the morning while I was fast asleep, my cat decided the most threatening thing in my apartment that absolutely needed to be attacked was my left nipple. FML

#15896173
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30456) - you deserved it (4158)

On 04/23/2011 at 9:11am - health - by cdn_steed - United States (New York)

Today, the landlord of our building constructed a bathroom in the space under the stairs, outside my office, on the other side of a thin wall. He must have some kind of bowel disorder, because now I get to hear the sounds of his loud, wet and gassy pooping several times per day. FML

#15884544
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25322) - you deserved it (2234)

On 04/22/2011 at 10:26am - work - by op-poopy - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was on the train to work. I was up late the night before, causing me to doze off. When I woke up, I was at my station. I stood up, went to walk out of the door and fell flat on my face on a platform full of people. Someone had tied my shoelaces together. FML

#15883320
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27782) - you deserved it (6270)

On 04/22/2011 at 6:50am - work - by anonymous -

Today, I was on train when an attractive girl got on. There were no free seats and seeing as how my stop was next, I gave her mine. As soon as I did, the train came to an immediate halt, due to "brake problems". I spent the next 40 minutes standing up. FML

#15870372
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28184) - you deserved it (11788)

On 04/21/2011 at 5:30am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I painted a kids room at my new nanny job while the dad "helped" by staring at my ass and telling me how hard it is to position your "junk" correctly when wearing a speedo. First day on the job. FML

#15865508
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37828) - you deserved it (3432)

On 04/20/2011 at 9:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I painted a kids room at my new nanny job while the dad "helped" by staring at my ass and telling me how hard it is to position your "junk" correctly when wearing a speedo. First day on the job. FML

#15865508
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37828) - you deserved it (3432)

On 04/20/2011 at 9:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I realized I can tell which one of my 6 roommates has taken a dump, just based on the smell emanating from the toilet. FML

#15861693
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29941) - you deserved it (3913)

On 04/20/2011 at 4:52pm - misc - by sosadstudent (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I tried to get my wife to have sex with me, she told me she couldn't because she had her period. She's two months pregnant. FML

#15858919
361 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44410) - you deserved it (10291)

On 04/20/2011 at 12:31pm - intimacy - by Andrew - United States

Today, I paid £140 for a train ticket. All the seats were full. When I sat in the corridor the guard yelled at me. I paid £140 to stand outside a stinking train toilet for 7 hours. FML

#15858799
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27601) - you deserved it (2899)

On 04/20/2011 at 12:13pm - misc - by Sivvus (woman) - Reserved



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